Miscellaneous: Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is...

By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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Same thing different taste

Pretty mean

By thatgirl247 - 11/09/2009 17:05 - United States

Today, I decided to check out my school's quarterback's Twitter, since we have a class together. He wrote, "Dear girl in front of me, I thought you were pretty until you turned around." It was funny, until I realized the timestamp was when we have class together, and I sit in front of him. FML

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Pansexuality awaits you

By Anonymoys - 22/02/2021 17:01

Today, I realized that the guy that I've liked for the past 7 months is actually a girl. I've told all my friends about how much I like him, but no one bothered to tell me that he's actually a girl. FML

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By worried - 16/08/2011 13:20 - United Kingdom

Today, I heard that a boy in my class had written a song about me. Intrigued, I went to see him perform. I spent 3 excruciating minutes listening to a song about 'the girl of his dreams', his tear-filled eyes staring into mine the whole time. I have to sit next to this freak for the next 2 years. FML

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By poopboy - 16/01/2017 10:49

Today, I sat next to this really hot guy in my writing class. We struck up a conversation, and it was going well, until he began describing, in excruciating detail, his IBS and fiber problems, and how he always has to poop. Good to know. FML

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Wrong target

By footinmouth - 21/01/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was hitting on a girl who was getting ready to walk into the same class as me. We were waiting outside the room, so I told her that I'd heard the professor for the course was a total bitch. We walked into the room. I sat down at a desk. She stood behind the podium. FML

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By that girl has a beard - 04/08/2015 07:33 - Canada

Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML

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Unloveable

By Anonymous - 16/01/2021 23:01

Today, I was paired up with a girl in my class for a project. She started crying. FML

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Bad guy

By sweetsixteenyay - 25/06/2015 19:16 - United Kingdom - Caerphilly

Today, the new girl told me that a guy at the back of the class was being creepy. I looked over and saw him picking his nose and flinging boogers at the girls sitting in the front. That guy is my boyfriend. FML

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By Kevin - 05/02/2009 18:04 - United States

Today, I spent almost my entire English class turned on thinking that the hot girl next to me was playing footsie with me. That is until she stood up and I realized I had been rubbing my foot on her backpack. FML

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Suspicious minds

By Anonymous - 15/05/2016 22:25 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, my college instructor told me I hadn't actually failed a big exam as he originally said. It turns out he'd mixed me up with another student. Now thanks to the power of gossip, half my class thinks I slept with him so he'd switch my grade with the other student's. FML

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Friday 4 September 2009 1:11

There are some people like that at my school, including a teacher. Nobody knows whether it's a man or a woman, so we can't say "Mr." or Ms." We try not to address him/her at all, and in private we just call the teacher "it." We always feel bad about it, but there's seriously no way to tell. Some people are just like that.

emadee 0

Friday 4 September 2009 1:09

oh ive done that before it was awful

Comments

michaelcarell 0

Friday 4 September 2009 8:07

this is definitely fake.

305alive 0

Friday 4 September 2009 8:40

not ur fault if she wants to have a penis. are you sure she isn't just a black woman? they look the same

305alive 0

Friday 4 September 2009 8:43

#106 you are a ******* stupid **** that slurps your feces fom your mom and twin sister so go suck roasted shit you sexist *****. you are obioualy just an angry, upset, **** ugle woman. so let that fester to the point you kill urself. silly ****

AdmanRulz 0

Friday 4 September 2009 9:18

I've seen this person as school. She looks female, as she has ****, but could be male as 'it' **** sag all the way down. 'It' has short hair, and looks ugly.

addie_love 0

Friday 4 September 2009 9:28

that poor girl... imagine how she would be feeling, you should ahve known i hope you apologized

addie_love 0

Friday 4 September 2009 9:29

you racist that is a horrible thing to say

Casimir_fml 0

Friday 4 September 2009 10:17

Ooh. I HATE it when that happens! (Happened to a relative of mine once... and she's a teacher.)

Starsmydog 0

Friday 4 September 2009 11:59

lmao some people say its raciest & or sexiest... it's not. If the female doesn't get some serious makeup and separate her unibrow or do something to make her gender known.. than it's her fault.

ijrnelson 0

Friday 4 September 2009 12:54

It's not your fault. It's not your fault. It's not your fault - it's not your fault. It's not your fault *you burst into tears*

andyroxs 2

Friday 4 September 2009 13:30

its pretty obvious that if a girl intentionally dresses/has hair like a guy, then they are trying to look like a guy (read DYKE) thus she was probably overjoyed that somebody accidently mistook her for a guy, as that was her purpose in the first place.