talwin
Reserved
Today, I discovered that the more money I earn, the more my personal belongings break down on me. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
izziegrl
Naucalpan, Mexico
Today, I realized that I spend more money on gas to go to my job than what I get paid. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Broke
Today, most of the stuff in my house is falling apart due to the fact that I don't have enough money to buy things that last. My lampshades ended up getting torn to shreds when I tried gently dusting them, then the base fell out of my lamp when I went to move it to clean up around it to vacuum. FML
APoorGuy
Chevy Chase, United States
Today, I found $20 on the ground. I'm so broke, this is the first time in 3 months that I've had any disposable income. FML
ihncredible
Macomb, United States
Today, I stepped on the scale and realized that I weigh more than the amount of money that I have in my bank account. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Adulting is getting worse
Today, after years of living week to week, I finally got enough money that I could start saving. The universe found out and I got hit with a $2,000, a $300, a $400, and a $800 bill, all within the space of a week. Bye, bye spare money. FML
crossl17
Today, I bought a new $10,000 car since my old one broke down. Today, I also found out the old one wasn’t starting because i never had it in park. FML
Klutz
Fall from grace
Today, I realized that over the past few months, I seem to be getting more and more prone to bumping into things, and tripping over nothing. I'm also apparently more prone to getting injured when this happens. I've always been uncoordinated, but this is getting out of hand. I'm falling apart. FML
Pissed and broke
United States
Evening out
Today, I finally got a raise after years of hard work! Excited, I went on a shopping spree, but as I checked the latest prices, it turns out that my extra income barely covers the increase in my grocery bill. Thanks, inflation. FML
Anonymous
United States
Ins and outs
Today, I finally got my paycheck from working at my minimum wage job for the last three months. I was delighted when I saw it was worth $846. On my way to cash it, I destroyed my car's suspension. It's going to cost almost $800 to fix. FML
Ashley Rocha
Today, after my washing machine broke yesterday in the middle of a cycle, I went and spent $1400 on a new one. Also today, my dryer started to smoke and almost caught my clothes on fire. There goes another $1000. FML
Top comments
StopDropNRoll 11
seriously I find people with jobs have less money than people with out them.
gunmania0 12
As you earn more money, you're meant to buy better quality items...
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borkchop1992 15
oh you silly clutz
underguarded 20
Story of my life. Time to pull out the duck tape and sharpen those handy man skills.
schalk 12
Welcome to adulthood OP
Hamcons 1
That is so true. But at least you have the money to fix them.
talwin 3
pretty much, broke the clutch in my car, snapped a hockey stick in half and fried my pc. It's not that any of it's old, just really bad timing
whippymcdumb4zs 0
holy shit it's OP!!!!!!
Friaza 29
Hey OP is a moderator :O FYL
Friaza 29
Do you have iron grip hands?
g3rusz 6
In other words, Murphy is still right.
moninbg 8
The universe is screaming: quit your job! Problem solved.
vashthestampede 0
Fyl, but look on the bright side. you got the money to replace them!
Enforcer 7
yup. know how that feels. that's how it is with my car
Kev_a_Sutra 10
sigh.. i have the same problems OP