Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML
Is that even legal?
Today, I discovered that my mom got my college fund in the divorce. I will never see that money again and now I can’t afford a four year school. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Poof, gone!
Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
Thievery
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML
Pump and dump
Today, I learned that my dad invested my entire college fund into some shady internet stock, despite my dire warnings about being careful. He told me not to worry as he'd done some research, and he guaranteed everything would be fine. Two hours later that same stock dropped almost 75%. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 23
Just remember, you get to pick their nursing home.
MacdaddyMaddy 0
pay them back by burning their cars to ashes, "2012 will happen soon, we need too save money on gas so I can go to college."
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Comments (248)
Wheredidgrungego 12
.....It's true though! We're all dead!
Wazilla 0
Actually they said it we be in 2500 or so, or Febuary 2011
sourgirl101 29
Who are "they"?
warpig182 0
The voices in his head
jcfrisco 13
Win^
5t3ff1k4h 47
Let's see. If someone actually -knew- when the end of the world will be, there wouldn't be so many "educated guesses" of when the day will be. December 31, 1999 at the stroke of midnight February 2011 May 2011 December 2012 the year 2500 (not sure of a month) among others Do you -really- think they can predict the end of the world based on the Mayan calendar? It's simply the end of the Era, according to the Mayans. There have been many eras before, for example, the Renaissance. Did anything happen as we transitioned to the next era? Nope. Forgive me for not being able to remember the rest of the eras; I just woke up. :/
NuyoRicanGirl 3
yes 2012 will happen after 12/31/11 lol What you're not going to enjoy the new year??? =p
sourgirl101 29
If you're the one that put up that nasty picture a few days back, shame on you! If you're not, my bad.
underpaid011 0
tell them that when they are still alive in 2042, you will pick the nursing home that reeks the strongest like pee.
deven329 1
ur parents are ******* retards
mightymart 5
fyl for having stupid gullable parents, i feel sorry for you, sortof believing that 2012 MIGHT happen and preparing for it is one thing, acting like its a certainty is dumb.. tell your folks to stop watching movies
maybaybe 0
Well just be thankful you didn't inherit their gullible genes c
mightymart 5
oh right, Nostradamus predicted that, just like he predicted that everything would explode in 2000, my bad...
kammy07 0
it just means u need to get ur ass a job to pay for school like the rest of us. welcome to reality
holly_fly 34
The reality is that OP's parents promised them that money to help and then spent it. Just because parents have a college fund doesn't mean they spoil their child; it means they want to help their child succeed.