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By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2017 02:00

Today, I caught my 29 year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By oh for f*cks sake - 20/03/2017 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML

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By who wants spaghetti - 17/12/2015 03:42 - United States - Oconomowoc

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:02

crabs for dinner

thrice324 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:03

Use his toothbrush as a *****.

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eeeeeeee 5

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:07

Hehe.

volleyballx3 2

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:07

that is sooo grossss, ewewewewwww.

summerloolooloo 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:08

Isn't it time to wonder what he did to your toothbrush?

Bugatti_Veyron 1

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:22

lmao that's just nasty

EllyH 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:29

ugh, confront him And get some mouth-wash plus new kitchen stuff!

killabeast1 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:33

lol at #1

UKfan97 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 15:38

i would b eating fast food for a while if i were u

YouLifeIsMine 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:00

hahahahahahahahaha lol I think I burst a lung laughing hahahahahahahahaha.

dugumit 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:12

if he has any use his clean underwear to wipe your ass and put it back in his drawer.

volcomxbabiix3 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 16:50

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