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By utensils123 - 09/02/2010 06:40 - Australia

Today, I discovered my brother likes to use our kitchen utensils to scratch his private areas. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 01:24 - United States

Today, I found out that my little brother has been rubbing my toothbrush in dog shit for the last month because I accidentally broke one of his toys. FML

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By mr.palendrome - 06/03/2009 02:27 - United States

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2017 02:00

Today, I caught my 29 year-old brother-in-law scratching his poison ivy with a handful of forks before putting them back in the drawer. I called him on it and he huffed, "You've never said anything before." FML

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By Waitingtomoveout - 12/01/2017 17:09

Today, I had to remove my brother's pubic hairs from the bathtub before bathing my son. FML

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By oh for f*cks sake - 20/03/2017 12:00 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, my baby brother learned to remove his nappy. He immediately used this new skill to shit all over my room. FML

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By who wants spaghetti - 17/12/2015 03:42 - United States - Oconomowoc

Today, during a family dinner, I witnessed my younger brother casually slip his hand down the back of his pants, take it out, sniff each finger individually, before stirring his hand in his spaghetti and continue to eat normally. I was the only one who saw this. FML

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By smells like ass - 29/12/2016 03:05

Today, my brother tried to ninja-kick his dirty underwear up into his hand. He failed and it landed on my face. FML

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By Eddie - 07/03/2021 23:00

Today, I caught my sister using my shaver to trim her pubic hair. FML

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By Picky - 06/07/2017 14:58

Today, I woke up to my younger brother picking his nose with my fingers. His explanation? "You were sleeping." FML

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By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:02

crabs for dinner

thrice324 0

Tuesday 9 February 2010 12:03

Use his toothbrush as a *****.

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terran0 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 1:57

awww poor spoon!! joking ok joking

phuckURlife 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 2:57

that is hilarious

moofussaaa 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 1:13

number #82 bahaha what type of brother does that?! if my brother did that id go up to him and punch him in the face and make him buy new utensils, thats so disgusting, hopefully he doenst do that again

_lifeblows 0

Thursday 18 February 2010 10:07

eek , shove a utensil up his ass what a **** head .

FrenchyBuddy 1

Friday 19 February 2010 13:52

enjoy your meal ! maybe it add some taste... FYL

sexychick_14 0

Saturday 20 February 2010 6:21

that is sick. he needs to GET A LIFE!!

screwlife23 0

Sunday 21 February 2010 3:32

I'd shove a spoon up his ass but he'd probably like that wouldn't he? lmao I'm sorry your bro is nasty.

GreekGoddessGirl 0

Saturday 22 May 2010 1:31

That's sick!

wetesek 0

Saturday 2 October 2010 23:03

hope he deosnt use knives.

lickerassholes 0

Wednesday 16 March 2011 8:19

he was the balls to do that

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