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By Anonymous - 16/02/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I found out I can retire early with a decent pension. My nephew, who I haven't heard from for 10 years, suddenly got in touch to ask how I am and to say how much he has missed me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 519
You deserved it 93

Same thing different taste

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Tell him all about your good luck and how you are planning on enjoying it and when the inevitable requests for cash start, just refuse. He'll vanish as fast as he appeared. Enjoy your good fortune and live well with it.

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Tell him all about your good luck and how you are planning on enjoying it and when the inevitable requests for cash start, just refuse. He'll vanish as fast as he appeared. Enjoy your good fortune and live well with it.