Today, I discovered my boyfriend's family approves of me, not because I'm friendly and intelligent, but because I'm an adequate addition to their gene pool. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realized my boyfriend's family love and respect me more than my own family. FML
Today, I found out that me having a boyfriend is an on-going family joke. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were talking about our past relationships. He told me that he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was smart and he suited someone who was quite stupid. He then went on to say that I was perfect for him. FML
Today, I found out the reason my boyfriend dumped me was because his parents don't like the fact that I go to a prestigious university. However, they're completely accepting of the drunken slob who's dating their daughter. FML
Today, I met my new boyfriend’s parents, hoping that they would like me. They made subtle, mean comments during dinner and made me feel like total crap, all because my boyfriend left his ex-wife for me. They don’t get that we’re both good and compatible for each other, and that’s what matters. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed and I asked him why he was with me. His answer was, "Well, the last girl I dated was really smart and she always made me feel dumb, so I decided to switch things up a bit. You make me feel like a genius, babe." FML
Today, while meeting my boyfriend's family for the first time, the first comment I received was, "Well, at least this one is white." FML
Today, I met my boyfriend's entire extended family at a party. All of them, including his dad, said I looked exactly like his mum. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because he said he needed to be with someone smart so that he could impress his parents. I just got accepted into medical school. When I pointed that out to him, he added that he needed to be with someone attractive. FML
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Top comments
bigbadtim 7
Be glad that they didn't just judge you on the surface. They decided to evaluate you right down to your DNA.
RedPillSucks 33
Just adequate? You fail! They must be evolutionists.
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Comments (96)
Good_old_Grim 8
Well if you were dumb and mean you probably wouldn't be considered a good addition to the gene pool. I'd say YDI, but it seems you were treated even better than you deserve.
SHANNON_fml 0
well atleast they aprove? .. i guess that's a plus :L
hoco1286 0
that's a compliment!
ArtOfDesire 7
This sounds like a win to me. They're apparently a very elitist family so willing to admit that you're an "adequate addition to their gene pool" means nothing short of they want you to get knocked up already so they can see their amazing grandchildren.
Doortje 30
Well, if they consider you an adequate addition to their gene pool, isn't that like kind of the same as saying you're friendly, intellegent AND a lot of other good qualities... Oh, yeah, it is.
Sacredmaiden 0
Why does this sound like something Dwight would say in The Office...
XxEmoNickxX 0
I love the office
ThatOneGuy921 0
emonick?.....? Haha! that made my day you happpy blonde 12 year old XD
lostsoul1715 0
Why is this an FML?? I would see that as a good thing lol
jerzyjerzy 0
that's the same thing, only they formulated it differently, more snob-like
aback 5
I would assume that "friendly" and "intelligent" fit into that criteria.
jojobeanz 0
dang uptight ass people