Today, I decorated my boyfriend's house for Christmas as a surprise, just in time for him and his family to come home. Also just in time for him to tell me he's Jewish. FML
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Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I tried to surprise my boyfriend by cleaning the entire apartment before he came home. I even lit a candle and put fresh flowers on the table. When he walked in, he stared at everything and said, “Did someone come over?” My boyfriend thought a cleaning service had been hired. FML
Today, after having recently moved 300 miles to be with my boyfriend of 2 years, I have to celebrate Christmas alone. He never thought our relationship important enough to tell his family about me, and doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to meet his parents over Christmas. I was ecstatic. But there was one condition: I must go dressed as a girl since he hasn't worked up the nerve to come out to his parents yet. We've been dating for over a year. FML
Today, my fiancé's mother gave me a beautiful cross necklace to wear for my wedding. I'm Jewish. FML
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ChocolateScyther 19
If she didn't already know her boyfriend was jewish, I feel it was too early in the relationship to do anything to his house as a surprise.
fantasyworld 39
I find it creepy that you broke into his house.
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Comments (78)
Queen_of_Night 20
The last guy I dated was Jewish. I knew that before the end of our first date. 2 months later his mom was wondering if I was ready to convert, you know, for the children. If you're close enough and are comfortable with decorating your boyfriend's apartment, then you should have known he was Jewish... I sense the force is poor with this couple.
inolongercare 19
You have a key to his house but didn't know he was Jewish?!?!
TwinkyRocket420 6
It's the thought that should have counted. So in a way it's really not a FML moment. But it's funny though ??
tj4234 36
To be fair, Christmas isn't just celebrated by Christians. I'm Buddhist and I celebrate it. It's not even traditionally a Christian festival, it has Pagan origins.
Zebediabolical 45
To be fair, if something's been going on for 1600 years, you can pretty much call it traditional.
JarOfPeachz 9
it's the thought that counts.
goaliestud30 23
I wouldn't have cared
Karan0217 6
Is your boyfriends name by chance Kyle Broflovski...?
RobinGoodfellow 47
I don't mean to be rude, but...why were you decorating your boyfriend's house? Might just be me, but I'd find that really unsettling.
wvcheesehead 13
Oy vey that is a bad move.
Lexipants 21
That's really ******* presumptuous.