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By wearingshorts - 28/08/2010 04:54 - United States

Today, I decided to wear string panties. While in line at the mall, they became untied. I was wearing a skirt. FML

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By Pantsontheground - 09/08/2018 12:30 - United States - New York

Today, my pants kept falling down. Since I didn't have a belt on, I decided to tuck the waistband around my underwear to keep them in place. While on a date, I tried to adjust my pants, but ended up pulling them down along with my boxers. In the middle of a restaurant. FML

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By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

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By Jac - 17/01/2010 19:59 - United States

Today, my friend decided to pants me in the middle of the mall. I wasn't wearing underwear. FML

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By WearingSomethingStringy - 10/04/2013 00:02 - United States - Cranston

Today, I noticed a stray string on a seam of my pants. I started absentmindedly pulling at it thinking maybe I could pull it off. Five minutes later, I realized it looked like I was fiddling with my crotch in the middle of Starbucks. FML

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By Oopsie - 28/07/2015 17:18 - United States - Saint Albans

Today, a revolving door got the better of me. I made it into the crowded lobby, unlike my skirt. Bad day to wear a thong. FML

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By too tight - 15/02/2012 11:26 - United States

Today, in a rush to get ready, I put on some "sexy" panties that I bought years ago. By the second hour of work, they were so tight and uncomfortable, I had to cut slits up the sides to avoid cutting off the circulation to my legs. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2012 23:33 - France

Today, while I was out shopping, my pants decided that they just didn't have enough holes in them, and ripped a new one in the crotch. FML

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By cat cat - 13/07/2018 01:30

Today, I wore my first thong, which I bought weeks ago but was only just now brave enough to wear. As I was leaving, my little brother decided I really needed a wedgie. The thong garrotted my bum hole and I now have toilet paper up there because it won't stop bleeding. FML

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By pantyripper - 24/03/2014 12:39 - Australia - Essendon

Today, I ripped my old, worn underwear while trying to pick a wedgie in public. Half ended up in my hand. FML

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By anonymous1 - 14/06/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, my sister and I got fitted for bridesmaid's dresses. It was pretty sheer material, so I took off my bright pink thong and left it on the changing room hanger. As I was looking at myself in the mirror, a woman came out of the room holding my thong. She had tried it on. FML

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deathisaponu 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 12:12

giggity

H4NS 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 12:09

heh :D

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omega575 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 16:29

why wear them to a mall? dumbass

sculp91 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 16:53

lol damn!! if your hott it doesn't matter

We_Tod_Ed 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 16:58

Today, I was at the mall & the chick in front of me was wearing a short skirt, her string panties came untied worked their way off, she bent over to get them, giving me a nice glance at her bearded clam, so I gave her a nice nudge knocking her over... WIN!

zemo999 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 17:24

Every hottie should be required to wear mini skirts with string panties!!!!

Ratracer 6

Saturday 28 August 2010 19:20

why is everyone clowning on #13? you're not ugly!!

omega802 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 19:52

20 I would wanna be the one that frisks her then

manicmalik 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 19:56

Your comment : Awesome.

junkboy 4

Saturday 28 August 2010 20:15

YDI for dressing like a ****.

UpYoursInAdvance 0

Saturday 28 August 2010 20:18

Damn Baby So ******* Sexy...

corleon198425 22

Saturday 28 August 2010 20:24

nice I saw you their at the mall I'm the guy you flashed :)

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