Today, I decided to tell my mother what I thought about religion. I've been raised catholic. I told her I was converting to Wicca, to which she sort of nodded and walked away. I went into my room to study with my earbuds in, music loud. I walked out to see a cross nailed above my door. FML
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Today, my mom is becoming a Wiccan, at least that’s the lie I told the neighbours when they demanded to know why my mom was smoking weed naked, waving charms around, and dancing amongst our trees. I actually have no idea what she was doing, and when she sobered up, she had no idea why she did it either. FML
Today, I finally mustered up the courage to tell my overly-religious parents that I'm an agnostic. They asked me why. As soon as I gave my reasons, my mom called me a "bigot" and hurled a bible at me, and it nailed me in the crotch. She then said, "That's what you get, non-believer." FML
Today, I told my mom I've been taking yoga lessons, and that it'd be cool if she took some with me. She immediately went on a rant, calling yoga "satanic" and accusing me of trying to get her into "devil worship". Well, that's the last time I try to patch our relationship up. FML
Today, while having dinner with my girlfriend's very religious parents, her mother called me a heathen and said she'd convert me one day. She wasn't kidding. FML
Today, I came out of the closet, after years of fear and shame, thanks to my mom making me to go to a church full of fundies my whole life. In the end, I was in tears. All I got was a frown and a "So? Want a medal or something?" FML
Today, my mother told me she wanted me to get an exorcism. Yes, she was serious. I'm Jewish. FML
Today, I finally decided to tell my parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML
Today, I’m devastated that I had to completely sever all ties with my mother. She’s a hyper religious zealot who’s gone as far as to threaten to kidnap my children in order to get them baptized after I refused to raise them in her archaic, abusive, oppressive cult-like “church”. FML
Today, I met my mother's deeply religious fiancé for the first time. His response upon seeing me was to look me square in the eye and say, "You'll need to take out that nose stud or I'm afraid you'll not be welcome in our home." FML
Today, I got a tattoo. My mom got upset and threw a bitch fit about how my body "is a temple and it belongs to God.” I told her, “My body, my choice.” She responded with, “Oh really? Well, my house, my choice who lives here. Pack your shit and get the fuck out.” I’m currently in my car with nowhere to go. FML
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ZiggyMorrison 0
I sense a big theological debate in the works on this one any minute now oh and atleast she didnt throw holy water on you screaming THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!!!!!!!!!
nonotme 0
#14: I judge all religion as bad for society, but there are some that are worse than others. #11: Google's your friend, but it's one of the Pagan religions, based around peace with nature and all living things. Its beliefs including never harming any living being except for food or self defense and the "Rule of Three" which states that if you hurt someone, you'll get hurt back three times as bad (and likewise, if you do good, good will come to you three times as strong). As far as religions go, it's probably one of the best out there.
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nonotme 0
#14: I judge all religion as bad for society, but there are some that are worse than others. #11: Google's your friend, but it's one of the Pagan religions, based around peace with nature and all living things. Its beliefs including never harming any living being except for food or self defense and the "Rule of Three" which states that if you hurt someone, you'll get hurt back three times as bad (and likewise, if you do good, good will come to you three times as strong). As far as religions go, it's probably one of the best out there.
kneegrow143 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Wicca? Grow up.
Mwoehaha 0
If you're not catholic anymore, why would you bother if there is a cross above your door? It means only that you have a caring mother... I don't know wicca though, maybe a cross is compelling the magical spirits? I think it isn't.
ceecee794 0
#20 you just made my day
loto_fml 3
I hate it when people assume Catholics are the worse about religious tolerance. Having been born and raised a Catholic myself, I've never come across intolerant or pushy ones (also, I live in a predominantly Catholic country). Some Christians, on the other hand, will shove heir beliefs in your face and piss you off to no end. YDI, because more likely than not you chose Wicca because it's "cool".
Kitouran 30
Or, you know, they chose to be Wiccan because they identify with its values more than with Catholicism and, as a Catholic, you should just accept her differences and love her as yourself.
kcslgvr 11
#15 and the rest of you guys who are bashing the religion, shut the **** up. don't judge other religions just because of what you hear. if everyone was that way the world would fall apart. so to everyone who says that certain religions are stupid get off the damn computer and see that its 2009. we don't accept that anymore.
jolar1 0
Angsty teenagers are hilarious.
VioletStrange 0
All you haters need to grow up a little. Wicca's a legit religion and a hell of a lot better than most. Yes, I mean you, #23 (AND everyone else doing the same thing). Stay strong and be proud. Blessed Be.
lalap_fml 0
#3(and everyone else insulting any religion) you are an idiot...! I'm catholic and I have friends that aren't catholic and I don't care... so shut up and don't talk like all catholics are like that...
kneegrow143 0
... No, I still stand by my belief that religions like Wiccan only exist because they cater to the belief of "misunderstood" angsty rebellious teenagers. When this child grows up, if he does, he'll realize one day that what hes doing is retarded and only does it out of rebellion of his probably over-zealous religious parents.