Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Shelved plans
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Incapacitated
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
Health is overrated
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML
Routine
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
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BillMurray_fml 12
Maybe some sweet workers comp money will make you feel better?
3molliver3 16
Cats live 15 years, dogs live 10, and horses live 20. Turtles live 150. Lesson learned.
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ohSNAPyall 27
Get a couple of dumbbells on the cheap. Bicep curls!
jiggleboy 9
I used to skate until I fell and hurt myself (down a hill and skidded). Then I completely stopped. I was getting good too.
Specialbus 5
You should've stretched your foot. But in all seriousness FYL OP.
minutestomadness 5
don't give up! you can still strength train!
ThePieGuy0817 29
Well, you tried, at least. How'd you break it?
xMysteryLiesInx 8
Whelp, you'll be back on track .
life_smh 15
Excuses...
grindzilla 4
hello workman's comp
emmsies 16
you can always lift weights and work on any leg lift exercising
pitapizzaparty 18
You can still work out to rebuild strength in ur leg !