Today, I decided to start jogging and exercising, so I had a wonderful workout before work. Then I broke my foot at work. Goodbye exercising. FML
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Today, I decided to be healthy and go for a run. I broke my ankle. FML
Today, I decided to begin jogging since my weight was getting a little out of control and I wanted to do something about it. Guess who tripped on a root and broke their ankle? Yeah. Exactly. FML
Today, I decided to turn my life around and start exercising more. I didn't even make it out the door before I tripped and fractured my ankle. FML
Today, after spending two hard months losing 20 pounds of my 80 pound goal, I was actually excited to exercise. After I was done exercising, I fell down the stairs and broke my ankle. FML
Today, I had a great workout and was feeling really good about my body. Until I sat on my desk, and broke it. FML
Today, in an effort to be more active, I jumped out of bed ready for a morning jog. Or, that was the plan. Instead, I twisted my knee so badly standing up, it's now locked, and I can't move it. So much for activity. FML
Today, I tried a new workout routine at the gym. I was feeling great until I dropped a big-ass weight on my foot and had to go to the hospital. After hours of waiting, the doctor told me that I had a broken toe and would need to wear a cast for six weeks. The worst part? I have a job interview next week. FML
Today, trying to get into shape because I run out of breath after walking more than 30 minutes, I started to hit the gym. Too bad my legs didn’t want to cooperate and decided that it would cause limping-worthy pain for every step I took on the treadmill. FML
Today, I had my first real break from work in ages, so I decided to go hiking. Less than 20 minutes in, I tumbled a couple hundred feet down a steep hill, broke my leg and several toes, and lay there in agony for an eternity before I was finally rescued. FML
Today, I was doing my usual routine at the gym which consists of working out on the treadmills right in front of my ex boyfriend to make him feel bad. Whilst doing this, I tried to be cool and do that thing where as the treadmill slows down you turn around and just walk off the end. I fell. FML
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BillMurray_fml 12
Maybe some sweet workers comp money will make you feel better?
3molliver3 16
Cats live 15 years, dogs live 10, and horses live 20. Turtles live 150. Lesson learned.
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Comments (53)
Noah197099 17
You can always work out your core, arms, back, etc.
PenguinBitch 44
Believe it or not, this FML has just motivated me to work-out. I'm heading to the gym right *crack*. Oh jeez.
flufee2 27
How are you gunna break the news to your boss? :p
thenewgirl29 20
That's a really shitty thing to happen. Last summer right after I started a good workout regimen, I fractured my ankle in 3 places. It forced me to find creative ways to keep exercising and motivated me to keep going because if I could get a workout in with a cast on my foot, I found it easy to do without one. Maybe the universe is challenging you to achieve something great. Just saying. :-)
sstahpp 33
lame
iwanttogotoparis 26
Maybe that's a sign telling you you're perfect just the way you are
joe3_fml 15
A few weeks off from work doesn't sound so bad to me.
Painterlily 8
It's a good thing it happened at work and not out jogging, this way ur workplace will cover it and compensate you. Consider yourself lucky.
thejonac 21
did you do warmups before jogging? those are really important, good luck OP
GunSlinger69 19
Hey broken feet get you out of so much stuff, use it to your advantage!
kydraper 4
This is why you don't exercise!