Health: Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that...

By Anonymous - 27/10/2010 18:57 - United States

Today, I decided to put on my Halloween make-up to be sure that I could and that it would look nice. I was satisfied with my results, and went to wash it off. Everything came off fine, except for the eye liner and eye shadow. It's bright purple. I'm a man. Halloween isn't until Sunday. FML

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By anaph0re - 01/02/2009 15:52 - France

Today, it was good fun getting this nice vampire make-up at my drama lesson. It would have been better if I hadn't forgotten my demake-up. Even better if I could have avoided those crazy glances in the bus home. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2011 19:16 - United States

Today, I awoke to make-up all over my face and nail polish on my hands and feet because my daughter wanted "daddy to look pretty." I have a job interview in an hour and none of it is coming off. FML

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By ouch - 11/12/2009 07:50 - United Kingdom

Today, I was preparing for a huge party I've been looking forward to for months. I did all the usual things a girl should do, put on a facemask, painted my nails, exfoliated… I was feeling confident until I peeled off the facemask. I guess when it said "vibrant" what it meant was bright red. FML

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By Iwtumn - 17/03/2015 16:52 - Austria

Today, I came home from a crazy costume party and took a hot shower. When I opened my eyes and saw the water running from my head was bloody, I freaked out and called my friend for help. She had to remind me that for the party, I'd coloured my hair red with washable hair dye. FML

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By "mindy12182" - 29/12/2018 17:00 - United States - Des Moines

Today, while doing my disabled client's makeup I got my period. I'm hoping that she didn't notice a red stain on her white bedspread when I stood up. FML

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By Bunni - 22/10/2009 22:22 - Australia

Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/10/2023 06:00

Today, my son is so rabid for Halloween this year that he decided to dress up early and do his own Incredible Hulk makeup. He used a green permanent marker he stole from school. It’s all over him from head to foot, and my carpet, sofa, bathtub, and even the cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 11:17 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, multiple people admired my elaborate face paint. This happens every Halloween, at least every Halloween since I got badly burnt in a car accident. FML

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By Snow - 07/02/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, while I was trying to take off my eye make up, I accidentally used nail polish remover. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2022 19:00

Today, I saw some reddish-colored stuff on my finger after wiping my face. I thought it was blood at first, so I smelled it, then licked it, I don't know why the fuck I did that but anyways, I later realized I'd wiped off some of my eyeshadow and frickin ate it. FML

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stealthkitten 3

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:14

haha, that's funny. you better rock that purple eyeliner now ;)

Mielad 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 0:17

Make an excuse.. Say someone hit you and your eye is bleeding purple pus and you will die from a horrible disease if you suffer from bullying

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axel1197 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:25

haha fag

ImFreeFalling 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 5:58

@ 144: Thanks for sticking up for me but just to let you know, I have a ****** not a penis, therefore I am a she, not a he. :)

koldfire 1

Thursday 28 October 2010 15:55

lies. prove it ;)

pingpongz 1

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:03

sunglasses... problem solved.

shishi96 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:03

i wonder what he was for halloween now...(:

birds_fml 7

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:05

Just go to Walgreen's and buy some makeup remover. Sure, the clerk is gonna look at you funny, and maybe even assume you're gay, but it's just a stranger you'll never see again so who cares? Better than going to work/school looking like that. I think baby oil (or any kind of oil) will take off a lot of that waterproof makeup. Not all of it, but you can try.

arakay 0

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:13

I'm not even gonna ask.

kemando 22

Thursday 28 October 2010 6:21

when people ask why you're wearing eyeliner exclaim that you felt like it and proceed to ask them why they're wearing the shirt that they are; that usually shuts them up.