Today, I broke it off with my mistress so that I could work on my marriage. Shortly after, my wife received an anonymous message, saying that I'd been unfaithful. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I found out that my wife has been having an affair with the guy who's been trying to get our relationship back on track. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, I had to comfort my wife after she found out that her boyfriend wasn't faithful to her. FML
Today, my wife told me that she wants a divorce. Apparently, I'm taking too long to forgive her for having an affair. FML
Today, my current wife left me for my ex-wife. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, on my job as a police officer, I received a typical domestic disturbance call. Not so typical was the address. Guess my wife's affair went terribly wrong while I was on shift. FML
Today, to punish my wife for disrespecting me in front of my friends, I told her I wasn't going to help with the baby tonight. When I woke up, she and my baby were gone with nothing more than a text saying she was speaking to a divorce lawyer. Over one night. FML
Today, I spent some of my pay on a birthday gift for my wife. She found out about the money going missing from our account, and now she thinks I'm having an affair. I work 24/7 and barely have time to see my friends, let alone have an affair. FML
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Top comments
a1f0sff 25
Should've thought of that before cheating on your wife.
DEADPOOL076 30
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Comments (112)
cheshireau 26
I hope you aren't expecting any sympathy for Us, because you are out of luck. Douche.
Rock_Lobsterr 10
I mean.... what the hell did you expect to happen?
FailStaff 15
Karma
April21k 9
You don't deserve your wife.
Spudnik 21
You're a twat.
lilchica22001 22
A twatwaffle to be exact :)
rodfergie 18
Gee, I wonder who sent your wife an "anonymous" message?
JasonThorn 24
The only way he could have salvaged that is if he came clean to his wife before she was messaged. He still might have gotten skewered, but he could be given credit for confessing.
je668 5
oh poor you! how awful that your mistress told your wife, it's almost like you don't deserve either of them....how disgusting. if you cheat you deserve it.
janfleury 19
What an A##hat.
janfleury 19
What an A##hat.
kittyballs1200 11
You deserve that 100% don't be dumb and cheat on your wife