Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML
Add a comment - Reply to : #
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Create my account
Sign in
Top comments
By
baileybutler
| 16
Well, you must have broken some kind of record anyway.
By
tonyfan00
| 38
So if you break three appendages training for only a half-marathon, how many would you have broken if it was for a full marathon?
Comments
By
tonyfan00
| 38
So if you break three appendages training for only a half-marathon, how many would you have broken if it was for a full marathon?
Reply
Dave_Davington
| 33
Still three, but they'd each be broken in two places.
Reply
RichardPencil
| 27
Four ankles and two wrists.
It’s just simple algebra!
It’s just simple algebra!
By
baileybutler
| 16
Well, you must have broken some kind of record anyway.
By
Lobby_Bee
| 16
Physical activities isn't your thing, you are a gatherer. Mingle and gossip with other women is your thing now.
By
snailsinyourtea
| 15
This is why exercise is a bad idea.
By
RichardPencil
| 27
Your mind wanted to try long-distance running. Your body chooses video gaming.
By
siggy_mcsigx
| 22
Did you trip off a small cliff? Holy hell
By
manb91uk
| 22
Well, you’ve still got a masturbating hand free to pass the time!
By
Ravencat
| 7
That's a pretty big sign from the universe, you probably avoided something worse by not running that race