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Today, my third day training for a half marathon, I tripped and broke both of my ankles and one wrist. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By TommyNoFeet - / Monday 4 December 2017 06:00 /

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By baileybutler | 16

#7571481 - Monday 4 December 2017 7:17

Well, you must have broken some kind of record anyway.

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7571471 - Monday 4 December 2017 6:05

So if you break three appendages training for only a half-marathon, how many would you have broken if it was for a full marathon?

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By tonyfan00 | 38

#7571471 - Monday 4 December 2017 6:05

So if you break three appendages training for only a half-marathon, how many would you have broken if it was for a full marathon?

Dave_Davington | 33

#7571478 - Monday 4 December 2017 7:14

Still three, but they'd each be broken in two places.

RichardPencil | 27

#7571576 - Monday 4 December 2017 14:18

Four ankles and two wrists.

It’s just simple algebra!

By baileybutler | 16

#7571481 - Monday 4 December 2017 7:17

Well, you must have broken some kind of record anyway.

By Lobby_Bee | 16

#7571514 - Monday 4 December 2017 9:43

Physical activities isn't your thing, you are a gatherer. Mingle and gossip with other women is your thing now.

By snailsinyourtea | 15

#7571534 - Monday 4 December 2017 11:46

This is why exercise is a bad idea.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7571581 - Monday 4 December 2017 14:23

Your mind wanted to try long-distance running. Your body chooses video gaming.

By siggy_mcsigx | 19

#7571684 - Monday 4 December 2017 20:31

Did you trip off a small cliff? Holy hell

By Pavel Tulisov | 5

#7571759 - Tuesday 5 December 2017 0:05

how did you manage to Wright this then?

By manb91uk | 22

#7571914 - Tuesday 5 December 2017 13:30

Well, you’ve still got a masturbating hand free to pass the time!

By Ravencat | 7

#7572111 - Wednesday 6 December 2017 6:34

That's a pretty big sign from the universe, you probably avoided something worse by not running that race

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