Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
Today, I’m camping in the middle of nowhere and my mom wrote me not one, but two emails asking where my car keys are, because she needs to move my car. She apparently did not think to check in the key cabinet first. You know, the one where we keep… keys. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
They're in the safe. She already told you.
Y_U_19029 0
They're always where you don't expect them! Check the freezer
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Comments (49)
Mome_Rath 0
and what I agreed with was @12...oops. OP, there are other modes of transportation.
rockefoe 6
were you drunk the night before?
rockefoe 6
helllloooo she's quoting a joke by George Carlin! :D
naximus93 0
my mom does that stuff all the time :/
jillty 0
my mom does that all the time! let's just say I never got my b-day present -_-
Voxtron 6
Same Thing happened to me a few years ago, when i hid my "Yu-Gi-Oh!" cards away in a safe place so if somone broke in while we were on holiday they wont find it. And today Few years later I'm still looking for it FML?
AwesumIndianGurl 0
LOL yup XD
doubleohseven 0
story of my life
snizzlesnuzzle 0
my mom did that with my passport. my brothers birth certificate, and her own.
dinorawr1107 4
uughh ooohhhh thats bad. my moms done that before but woth my dads car. lol