Today, I couldn't get to work because I couldn't find my car keys. It turns out, my mother took them and put them "somewhere safe." She can't remember where they are. FML
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Today, I reached into my pocket and found my mom's car keys. I'm a four hour drive away, and she obviously can't come to pick them up. FML
Today, after locking my keys in the car and waiting three hours for my mom to bring me my spare, I reached into my bag only to find my keys. FML
Today, after a week of looking for my car keys and being forced to drag my family around on public transportation, my wife found the keys in our car's ignition. FML
Today, I went through my purse to see where my keys were. I found my house keys, but not my car keys, so I freaked out. When I remembered that I was driving, I felt stupid. FML
Today, I went to Wal-Mart with my mom. She kept telling me to put my keys away so I wouldn't lose them. After a few times, I got annoyed and yelled at her. When we got back to her house, I realized I'd lost my keys. FML
Today, I had a job interview but couldn't find my car keys. I had searched the entire apartment and had missed the interview. Turns out they were in my pocket the entire time. FML
Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML
Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML
Today, late for work, I called my dad to see if he knew where my keys were. Turns out he'd taken them on holiday with him because they have a bottle opener on them. FML
Today, I’m camping in the middle of nowhere and my mom wrote me not one, but two emails asking where my car keys are, because she needs to move my car. She apparently did not think to check in the key cabinet first. You know, the one where we keep… keys. FML
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DocBastard 40
They're in the safe. She already told you.
Y_U_19029 0
They're always where you don't expect them! Check the freezer
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Comments (49)
Niki27x 2
you must gave a spare?
imhowie 2
I hope you made her drive you to work and pick you up and continue to do that until she finds the keys.
darkmis1 18
Yeah, because everyone loves having their parent drive them around -.-
C6Racer 0
Just because you hate your mom doesn't mean most people do also. I love my parents and I never take a single moment with them for granted.
sapphirestar 0
Don't blame your mom! Because I do that too.. :(
darkmis1 18
This is why you always keep a spare set handy.
JAIROUS48764 0
my mom does the same I feel you
mola_mola 3
"i feel you" woah pervert i don't think that's what you meant :P
FMLephant 2
I know you are a regular commenter here but sun I ram just seems wrong
AwesumIndianGurl 0
Yeah, obviously because once you find it why would you keep looking for it? ¯(°_o)/¯ Clever answer...but only one problem...OP doesn't know where the "last place to look" is :|
nimrod24 0
id beat that ***** down for touching my ******* keys
ydi_4_suking 20
Dang that sucks but you should get a spare in case it happens again
Mome_Rath 0
I second that. lazy bum!