Miscellaneous: Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze....

By Hairytoes - 07/10/2011 10:35 - United States

Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML

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Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

Time to shave!

mariazzz 5

Friday 7 October 2011 16:09

SHAVE!!!!!

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Gloritank 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 2:19

Are you a hobbit?

justbigbs 6

Saturday 8 October 2011 2:40

LASER?

cdh531 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 3:25

At least your toes will be warm for the winter.

satph 12

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:04

LOL

satph 12

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:02

Waxing your toenails is pretty quick and practically painless. You can even do it yourself. It's not really that big of a deal. Or you can just shave or use a cream.

Sadielovesyou 0

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:57

Waxing your toenails?

Mipz 2

Saturday 8 October 2011 4:16

My toes get a little hairy sometimes. You just clip them once theyre visable.

JBieberPixie 3

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:07

SHAVE THEN

brendonuriepatd 8

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:11

Nair.

mwolverine 1

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:43

LOL. 'nuff said.

la_gata_0716 5

Saturday 8 October 2011 5:52

I was eating and almost throw up reading this!!!

LilaBear 1

Saturday 8 October 2011 6:08

that's actually not uncommon. I have very fine and hardly any toe hairs but I can still feel the breeze through them.

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