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  • Chicken Thief Badge

    You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
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  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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    28%
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    36%
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    40%
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    14%
  • The return of the thumb

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    7%
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    10%
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    5%
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    243%
  • VALIDATOR

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kaijen tells us more.

Unfortunately, not many of you guys are getting my problem. We have been together for 5yrs. I've had a high sex drive our entire relationship. He watches porn almost every night, after I've gone to the bedroom. We HAVE discussed this... MANY times. He says jacking off is just less work and he'd rather use his hand than undress and have to worry about having sex, therefore being "too spent" for sex for sometimes months at a time. I have no problem with porn or masterbation in general. It can be a healthy, sometimes needed release. But not when your wife is horny all the time, always doing the experimentations you ask for, and you just don't want to take time out of your Play Station time to actually have some intimacy. He was done with me after he got off after less than 3min and instead of asking for a Round 2, which he KNOWS I'm always down for, he went and hid what he was doing.

toot_toot_turtle tells us more.

I forgot to add that both the kid and puppy are fine. My pride? I will never be able to go to my brothers baseball games again. D: