By kaijen - 09/09/2016 05:11 - United States - Washington
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You managed to grab the most wanted chicken for yourself. You sly fox.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
There were only 100 numbered VDM diaries for 2011/2012. I've got one.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
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Well done, you gave a Hug to our secret mascot!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You said "I agree" with 1000 posts
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I forgot to add that both the kid and puppy are fine. My pride? I will never be able to go to my brothers baseball games again. D:
Unfortunately, not many of you guys are getting my problem. We have been together for 5yrs. I've had a high sex drive our entire relationship. He watches **** almost every night, after I've gone to the bedroom. We HAVE discussed this... MANY times. He says jacking off is just less work and he'd rather use his hand than undress and have to worry about having sex, therefore being "too spent" for sex for sometimes months at a time. I have no problem with **** or ************ in general. It can be a healthy, sometimes needed release. But not when your wife is horny all the time, always doing the experimentations you ask for, and you just don't want to take time out of your Play Station time to actually have some intimacy. He was done with me after he got off after less than 3min and instead of asking for a Round 2, which he KNOWS I'm always down for, he went and hid what he was doing.