Today, I corrected someone who spelled "learned" as "learnt" on my favorite forum. Nothing could've prepared me for the torrent of abuse that followed from the non-American members. Now I'm banned for "trolling," and all my 7,000+ posts since 2006 are gone forever. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was on my favourite forum when I saw a guy ranting at some pro-lifer fanatic. For fun, I replied "umad bro?" apparently moments after the forum founder also left an angry reply. I'm now banned for a month for "trolling the founder" and all my posts have vanished without a trace. FML
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I confessed my love for the girl I like, on the forum she moderates. She responded by banning me. FML
Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML
Today, while drunk, my brother got on my computer onto my already logged in Wikipedia account and made a few bad edits. He got me reported for vandalism, sending abusive messages to other editors, and banned from editing, pending appeal. FML
Today, I learned that I may have caused a public speaker and author to be fired, because my response to his "open chat" question flustered him, causing him to lose his cool and snap at me. FML
Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML
Today, I made a Discord account for the first time and got banned, even though I hadn't even logged in. Like, how is that possible? FML
Today, I confidently corrected someone in a group conversation. I was wrong. Very wrong. Everyone stared while Google proved me incorrect in seconds. I nodded and pretended I meant something else. FML
Today, after nearly 19 years, my Facebook account was permanently disabled because I'd banned too many scammers. I admin 58 groups, for over 2 million members, and have banned 50k+ fake accounts. One of them apparently reported me, and since Facebook runs some fake accounts, it was easier to ban me. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
WHAT???! You mean the Internet isn't American?? You should totally sue!
nadnerbz 6
I hope you learned you lesson. Maybe learnt?
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Comments (502)
perdix 31
I have more that 7,000+ posts. That's why I'm so nice and non-confrontational :D
FYLDeep 26
I'd imagine the majority of those are gone anyway with the way they purge the old FMLs.
williamcarter93 13
I think it's acceptable to use learnt...but people overall really need to learn to use better english
DazedSiren 5
Oh, also, 7000 posts... Get a life. I'm sure their on sale at Walmart
mollysticks 10
First of all, don't judge whom you don't know. Second of all, she has one. It was on sale at Target.
killerz102 2
They are both correct words, learned is past tense while learnt refers to past tense in the perfect tense. Derp.
SarcasticGuy 5
Well, people like you that post comments like that just to get "upvotes" do get annoying. Probably a little harsh though.
killaKT 2
Get a life or start over
Kibaruto 33
*sigh* C'mere son, lemme learn ya sumthin. That there interweb? It's for them men in the city.
RedPillSucks 33
Burnt by "learnt" Welcome to FML
Steve95401 49
Were your posts in this online forum so interesting and important that deleting them will change the course of history? I doubt anyone in that forum will even notice the difference.
superBeannn 2
Where all your 7000 posts spent on correcting other people's mistakes?