Today, I complimented my mom with "Hey, I think you lost some weight." She replied with "Yeah, I think you found it." FML
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Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML
Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
Today, I walked downstairs in a new outfit, after dieting for 3 months, and losing just over 20 pounds. My mom took one look at me and said "You'd better keep going." FML
Today, I told my mom I lost 30 pounds because of an eating disorder. She told me to keep up the good work. FML
Today, I got to see my best friend for the first time in months. Her first reaction was to say, "Wow, you gained a lot of weight." I actually lost a fair bit. FML
Today, a coworker complimented me on losing weight, and said that she wished she could drop a few pounds too. I was too embarrassed to tell her that the only reason I've lost weight is because I haven't been able to afford to eat. FML
Today, my son was looking through old photos and showed me a picture of myself and asked who it was. When I told him it was me, he responded by saying "But mommy, the lady in the picture is not fat!" FML
Today, I proudly told my family I lost 15 pounds. My dad looked me up and down and said, "Well, you've got a looooong way to go." FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
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haleyashton 0
my mom says stuff like that to me :/ that sucks dude.
arms_akimbo 0
I see you didn't inherit your mother's sense of humour.
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Comments (50)
WildBill1337 0
that comment she made deserves a crack in the face.
jagaugga 0
Your mom .. is funny.
spidergirl41 0
What is it with so few comments? 30,000 people click "YDI" or "YLIF" but only 39 people care to comment?! Hmmph! I don't like your mom already!
1234five 0
hahahaha
thezombieemperor 0
you got burned
spiderbiscuit 0
This was on george lopez
popoman 0
No, you should have said, "I was just kidding, you fat bitch. Don't wear gray to the beach; people might try rolling you into the sea, you whale."
blud 0
Lose some weight fatasa
OhMyGodOx 0
Dude,, I'd Probs Slap Her Or Something,, I Wouldn't Take That Shit. I Know She's Your Mum,But No One Has The Right To Talk To You Like That Hunn, Ox'
WhyworldWhy 0
you set yourself up for that one. she was probably just kidding