Today, I completely shaved my head as a gesture for my boyfriend's mother, who was suffering from cancer and having a terrible time undergoing chemotherapy. Turns out she doesn't even have cancer, and my boyfriend thought I wouldn't have the guts to do it. FML
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Today, I shaved my head because I heard that one of my good friends got cancer. I went to visit her in the hospital. She's not bald. FML
Today, after I watched my girlfriend get her head shaved in preparation for chemo a few days ago, I took the clippers and buzzed my long, well kept hair, gave her a loving hug, reminding her that, "We're at this together." She later broke up with me because I, pretty much, "look like shit." FML
Today, it's the 3-month anniversary marking the day two friends and I shaved our heads as a show of solidarity for a friend starting chemo. Her prognosis is good and her hair only thinned slightly. We, on the other hand, look like a motley crew of lesbian biker chicks. FML
Today, I finally told my boyfriend I have a medical condition that makes me grow an unusual amount of hair on my face, so I shave every day. He said he was leaving me because he refuses to be with a "bearded lady". FML
Today, I slipped and gashed my head bad enough that my head had to be shaved to be sewn up. Right after it had finished growing back from chemotherapy. FML
Today, I brought my best friend to my uncle's birthday party. We were having a great time until my grandmother walked up to us and said to me, "You sure have a nice looking boyfriend." My friend is a girl. She has cancer and lost all of her hair due to chemotherapy. FML
Today, my long-term girlfriend broke up with me because my hair "falls out" and I "will definitely be bald soon", even though it's not that bad. The same girl who I supported through her chemotherapy and gave her promises that I would stay with her no matter how she looked. FML
Today, my daughter shaved her head in solidarity for a friend who went bald from cancer. Normally this would be an amazing gesture. Unfortunately, her “friend” is a fictional character from a book she’s reading. My daughter had almost 24-inch long hair. FML
Today, when I went out to get some groceries with my mother, a small girl came up to me and said I was an "ugly egg" because I'm a bald girl. I had to shave my head in order to have brain surgery to relieve me of the symptoms of my neurological disorder. FML
Today, I had an elderly woman come up to me and tell me how well I pull off the look of being bald. She said that most women can't look attractive without hair. Then she asked me if I had cancer. I had to explain to her that I am, in fact, a man, and I shave my head because I'm a swimmer. FML
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aly_pinay22 8
Your boyfriend is a douche. Sorry OP.
shrimpygymnast 9
Wow... If that's how he treats you then he obviously doesn't respect you or his mother by lying about her having such a terrible sickness... Get rid of him, OP.
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Comments (192)
chantelhelmersen 6
Well, you showed him.
jeffmusson1309 1
Y the **** would your piece of shit boyfriend joke about cancer? What a douchbag
domo7261 3
Lmao, that is halarious
outsidehitter7 9
Two words. Kill him.
tyhet1491 1
Your bf is a dick! You should shave his head!
kiana_sky 0
So let me get this right .... You would shave your head of luscious hair for a boy ?
demonkey_fml 4
You're a lovely person for shaving your head in support of his mother. I would go to a wig store and find a nice hairstyle/color and see what fits you best. Then start looking for a new boyfriend. He seems a bit too immature for you.
Chel2010 10
Guys like this.....sigh. Makes me extremely thankful my man is mature. Kudos to you, OP for being brave enough to do that. I know I would want to, but unless it happened to a loved one Idk how I would react. You are a decent human being and deserve to be treated as such.
PeachesnCream88 0
Your name says it all OP :(
nachosbabygurl 9
u dnt joke about that especially ur mother really that was stupid of him