Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, a guy tried to take a picture up my skirt, so I loudly confronted him. Just as loudly, he called me a liar because who’d want an "up-skirt of a whale" like me. No one else on the train tried to help me, and I could tell from their dirty looks they agreed with the pervert 100%. FML
Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML
Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I went to check why my eyelash lady never replied to my message from two days ago, asking about an appointment, only to see that I apparently accidentally sent her 15 picture messages of nudes I took for my fiancé. No wonder she didn’t reply. FML
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Top comments
sh07 28
Dumbass
Sheldon76 16
Well at least they will probably contact you back as soon as possible?
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Comments (143)
the_real_aquaman 5
Going to keep this short. You are an idiot
MAD01502 20
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
It could've happened to anyone.. that doesn't make her an idiot.
junkman6 22
Wait... confusing nudes with pictures of evidence doesn't make you an idiot? I want to live in your world.
s0m3guy2010 21
That must have really derailed the situation with your complaint. Hopefully it will be gone with a flash.
cakefete2 31
Yeah, OP, don't let it get you down. There's a light at the end of the tunnel.
thehouseisonfire 8
They don't get trained for that sorta stuff
thejzabs 25
You're literally a dumbass
cakefete2 31
Figuratively. A donkey that could take pictures, send in complaints, and actually get an FML published, is far from dumb.
zarosian 17
Don't try too hard now.
RedPillSucks 33
As in Shrek. A talking donkey isn't a great trick. It's getting them to shut up that's the trick.
MrsFlowers 9
However... a dumb ass isn't a donkey. That would be a jack ass. It's okay, feel stupid now.
cakefete2 31
I'm guessing that was aimed at me? Look up ass in the dictionary, then seen if my definition fits. So you don't look like an ass, you can private message the results.
zZLightZz 13
owned so hard
Ziggy114 4
Yes, ass is a donkey. So is a jackass, but they said dumbass. There for your argument is still invalid :P
dorking 13
A pun is not exactly an argument... On the other hand, #49 used the expressions "dumb ass" and "jack ass" instead of "dumbass", therefore the argument in #65 seems pretty valid to me. Plus the pun was hilarious, which gives him extra points.
aimzskee 30
That is unfortunate op. Next time you should double check though.
MAD01502 20
That's one way of making them listen...
mollyxrose 22
WHY didn't you check them? YDI.
Liiiiiiiiike 15
Maybe if you weren't a little bitch complaining about the trains you would be in this mess YDI.
JBChristian 47
Pretty harsh, don't you think?
thehouseisonfire 8
Photos or it didn't happen
pam241 15
And how did you manage that?
cakefete2 31
That's actually a good question, despite the thumbing down. I mean, according to the post, it seems OP sent more than one nude.
killthedead 13
She had nudes that She sent by accident...
MrsFlowers 9
WELL...she did say she had PICTURES of the train stuff. So she sent more than one picture.