Today, I complained to the train company online. I filled in information and added several photos as evidence. I only realised later that the photos I attached were nudes. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, while on the train with my dad, my boyfriend sent me a message. It was a nude, and when I looked, my dad saw. FML
Today, I checked an old photosharing account. I got a new phone last year and didn't realize all the pictures I took with the new phone would still automatically upload to my account. Unknowingly, I posted naked pics of myself online. Not one of my friends told me. FML
Today, after moving miles to be with my boyfriend, I logged onto his computer just in time to see his other girlfriend had sent naked pictures. FML
Today, some official photographs went live on our company website. As I took a closer look, I realised I was in the background of one photo unloading boxes from a van. My trousers were halfway down my ass, flashing my butt crack for the whole internet to see. FML
Today, a guy tried to take a picture up my skirt, so I loudly confronted him. Just as loudly, he called me a liar because who’d want an "up-skirt of a whale" like me. No one else on the train tried to help me, and I could tell from their dirty looks they agreed with the pervert 100%. FML
Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML
Today, I had to sit through 10 minutes of hearing a man on the tram tell his friend in explicit detail about all the filthy sex acts he'd like to do to me. His friend told him to take a photo to jack off to later. When I tried to tell the tram driver, he told me to "take it as a compliment." FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I went to check why my eyelash lady never replied to my message from two days ago, asking about an appointment, only to see that I apparently accidentally sent her 15 picture messages of nudes I took for my fiancé. No wonder she didn’t reply. FML
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Top comments
sh07 28
Dumbass
Sheldon76 16
Well at least they will probably contact you back as soon as possible?
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Comments (143)
shutupshane12 12
Yea this asshole keeps whipping his dick out, oh wait...that's me
DarylDixon372 5
well that's your fault for taking nude pictures in the first place.
Jaevwyn 17
******* moron
corn_flake 19
you deserve that
ostfaiz 18
knock knock... the investigation team is here to find the route cause, beware as they are going for the deep find out, they will cross check and tally
Wisteria216 1
What were the pictures labeled "train ride" or something? And if so, you might want to store those in a separate, obviously labeled folder....
AFaye3964 17
they got a complaint and a show.
lissy3131 5
I'm sorry, but that's just plain idiocy.
hdema 4
You made someone's day
esslust 2
Can we see said pictures