Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
Today, my nephew asked if I wanted to see a magic trick. I humored him and let him give it a go. He covered my phone with a blanket, counted to three, and revealed that it had "disappeared." The little genius had dropped it into a fish tank while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I spent Saturday helping my uncle clean out his garage. He told me to throw away a box of “old useless cables.” I did. Later, he asked where the box was because it contained the only charger for his 20-year-old camera. We spent 3 hours searching the recycling bins. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I carefully wrapped my nephew's birthday present so it would look perfect. He thanked me, pushed it aside, and spent the next two hours pretending the empty cardboard box was a spaceship. FML
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Top comments
Shock98 0
he probably saved you from aliens. you should be happy.
NGM_47 0
Throw HIM out the window.....he might be a portal for more dumbasses like him! FYL.
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Comments (133)
Einstein714 0
I agree with 44
RuralNinja 0
It doesn't sound like it was a portal for aliens, it sounds like its a portal through which his parent's money will disappear.
fenrisulfr 0
Oh those alien bastards, trying to get to our world through cameras and iPods...
MURPHYCHACHO 5
If the warranty won't cover cost of the camera, then the boy's parents need to be held responsible for paying you back. I would also see to it he gets a serious punishment and is taught to have more respect for other people's property. This is after you beat his ass, of course.
lizinwonderland 0
i second this god i hate kids
ilive4fml 0
lol, cute kd
DarthJeff 0
This is 2009, who pays that much for video camera?!
tranekfny 0
Aaahahhahaha cute
kynzilla 0
Blood would be spilled.
monkeykiller77 0
Make him pay for it and throw him out the window
ckh 0
oh shit. well, i feel for you but if your cousin is young/stupid enough to do such a thing to something that isn't his, YDI for leaving it in an obviously susceptible place. you have to keep really really nice stuff like that under heavy lock and key if you want it safe.