Today, I come home to find my nephew holding pieces of my new $3,500 Sony Video Camera. He told me he threw it out the window because it was a portal for aliens. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, I realized that I hadn't seen my video camera in a while. After searching for several minutes in my room, I remembered that I had given it to my dad to hide before our month long trip (so even if someone broke into the house the video camera would be safe). He's forgotten where he hid it. FML
Today, my nephew spent a long while enthusiastically telling me how amazing his new 3D TV system is. I felt his pain as his face turned white when he remembered that I'm blind in one eye since birth. FML
Today, my nephew asked if I wanted to see a magic trick. I humored him and let him give it a go. He covered my phone with a blanket, counted to three, and revealed that it had "disappeared." The little genius had dropped it into a fish tank while I wasn't looking. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I spent Saturday helping my uncle clean out his garage. He told me to throw away a box of “old useless cables.” I did. Later, he asked where the box was because it contained the only charger for his 20-year-old camera. We spent 3 hours searching the recycling bins. FML
Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML
Today, I carefully wrapped my nephew's birthday present so it would look perfect. He thanked me, pushed it aside, and spent the next two hours pretending the empty cardboard box was a spaceship. FML
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Top comments
Shock98 0
he probably saved you from aliens. you should be happy.
NGM_47 0
Throw HIM out the window.....he might be a portal for more dumbasses like him! FYL.
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Comments (133)
robodoll 0
Why would he pick the pieces back up?
mijzelffan 0
well it's true and you know it
NGM_47 0
Throw HIM out the window.....he might be a portal for more dumbasses like him! FYL.
miamullins 0
make his mom/dad pay for it :)
esklstar 0
hahaha are the aliens gone?
stanish 0
The reason that this guy is pissed: HE MUST BE AN ALIEN OH NOES!
jet_fml 0
I find this really cute. But FYL.
Red_Curls1995 28
How on earth is that cute?
Insert_Wit_Here 0
If it's new and it cost $3,500 I'm assuming you have a warranty on it in case of accidental mishaps or whatever. Bring the kid into the store with you and have him explain what happened to the people and they'll probably give you a new one.
calikola 0
A warranty only covers you if there was a defect in the product or if it breaks for reasons independent of human error. The kid took it apart. There is no way Sony is going to honor a warranty for that. Just like if you drop your cell phone or get it wet, the cell phone company isn't going to replace your phone unless you had it insured for mishaps.
tech42er 0
If he bought a video camera for over 3 grand, he should have it insured.
Plasmalaser 11
Its a ******* 3.5 grand camera. They wont replace that no matter how nice the employees are or what story u give them unless its warranted specially for that. If the employees replace that without a warrantty, they will probaly get fired and sued by sony
DizzyDemon0 9
I was thinking something similar..if you beat him now..there are no camera's!
lmmmr 0
Yay Sweden! Jens Lekman?