By Anonymous - 16/05/2015 01:17 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I caught my ex trying to slash my car tires with a knife. She actually had the balls to claim she was testing my tire pressure, before power-walking off into the distance like nothing had happened. FML
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_Domster_46 16

Report it to the police and get a restraining order, that bitch sounds crazy to me!

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cutycat136 28

Keep an eye out. She might be back to try that again op.

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Sathane 21

Get a motion recording security camera to cover your parking spot. she will be back.

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DaRito 25

That's why you have sex before marriage, to make sure a woman doesn't have balls before you commit. *badum tss* *prepares for downvoting*

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MandieL 27

This does suck, fyl. However did you expect her to be up front about what she was doing?

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ScarredFlame 17

escape to another dimension, quickly

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StickyPickles 33

'Trying' being the key word here. . At least she didn't succeed.

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Teyros 24

Atleast you know you made the right call to break it off with someone like that. Jeez.

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WhoDatNO 8

I'm guessing that's why you broke up with her. Must have been a terrible surprise

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NachoCandy 10

your ex has balls?? no wonder you broke with her

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strike2867 13

A friend of mine got sugar in his gas tank, it happens.

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Soccerburk 4

I was in moderate and I saw the ex or someone who tried the same thing, trying to tell their side of the story! They said they freaked and that's what was said

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JKPwnage 27

Well I hope it was OP's ex. I hope she sees this FML, and I kinda hope she comments on it and then OP replies to that comment.

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