Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML
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SpideyRules 9
and WHY did you have to cook for him??
Narcentricity 1
why?
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Comments (243)
missmarley93 1
why'd you think you still had to cook for him? forget that. haha
vlk4_fml 0
How did this become a heated debate on abortion??? OP deserves it. She got cheated on, he broke up with her instead of the other way around, and she still cooks for him. I bet she begged for him to forgive her after punching him as well.
angrynegro7 16
I know! Sucks, don't it? :/
WONDERWB 2
Why did you HAVE to cook for him?
MotherRussia 0
^this
marc_with_a_c 3
You're really the biggest idiot around for cooking him a meal after that.. seriously, why the hell would you do that? To get him to forgive you about the punch? You need mental help...
Beatriz15 0
After him cheating on you why the hell would u do anything for that douche???
gurlucrazy 0
uh, no you didn't
onnielief 4
why would you cook him dinner after he cheated on you? That's absurd!
beLegit 0
why did you HAVE to cook dinner for him? nobodys forcing you. throw him out on the street.
giligorm 0
dumb ass