Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML
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SpideyRules 9
and WHY did you have to cook for him??
Narcentricity 1
why?
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Comments (243)
acinom 3
lol you didn't have to cook him dinner. who would do that for someone who cheated on them enless you still wanted to be with him.
dsmooth 0
cuz she's a loserr
Namenlos_fml 20
Simple. Don't cook for him. He cheated. When he broke up with you, he should have given you one less thing to worry about. He can go to hell.
daengh 15
You didn't *have* to punch him, and you didn't *have* to make him dinner. ID10T.
d2r 0
uhh u cooked for him WTF? guess u deserved it then
sugarbabyxoxo 2
WTF why did you still cook him dinner... your a retard for cooking for him after that.
Mzzangel 0
I like lasagna.... and since I want it you HAVE to make it so chop chop!!!
Ultimate_Cynic 0
Y'know, OP, a little explanation for why you "had to" make him dinner would have made this a much more interesting FML. Your lack of such an explanation leads me to speculate that either this is a fake, or you have a spine made out of silly putty.
drewbell 0
you did not have to cook him a damn thing! YDI for bring a pushover!!!
kayceekaye 0
You didn't HAVE to cook him anything. Just sayin.