Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML
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SpideyRules 9
and WHY did you have to cook for him??
Narcentricity 1
why?
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Comments (243)
trackrunner00008 0
why???
laynaa 0
WTF??
broke_otaku 3
what do you mean you "still" had to cook him a turkey dinner? ydi
in_wonderland 1
ummmm, that's false. you definitely didn't and shouldn't have to do shit for that ******. tell his new bitch to do his cooking now!
williamgta7 0
wtf do you mean why the **** did you take that shit from him iam a guy and holy **** i dont think you should have cooket him a diner after what he did to you if i where you i would have killed the ****** i would have done more then punch him i would have hurt the girl and the guy if i where you but if it was the other way around and i was the guy and the girl cheated on me i would put a bullet in the guys head and spit in the girls face and told her its ******* over i wouldent take that shit nether should you
williamgta7 0
why did you cook him dinner and dont listen to the ass hole that say shit about you and the ass holes that say ur a push over yes i agree u shouldent have cooket him dinner but ur not an item i dont think that you should have done that for him
dearadelaide 0
You cooked him a turkey dinner after you caught him cheating on you? There's a big problem there. If it was for a family thing or whatever, tell his family (or yours or whatever) what happened and call him out for being a lying pig. A family thing is the ONLY circumstance where I can fathom you "Still" having to fix him a turkey dinner. You could always sue him if he gives you something he caught from her.
israelnotjacob 20
That is so dumb. You didn't deserve to be cheated on, but if you would seriously listen to him when he told you to cook him dinner after that then you deserved the rest and you honestly are not very smart. I hate to be mean, but honestly you really were not using your brain function at all when you still did that.
goldfishdragon91 0
why did you have to cook for him??
moneypenny_fml 0
poison the turkey if you hate him....