Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML
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SpideyRules 9
and WHY did you have to cook for him??
Narcentricity 1
why?
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Comments (243)
0p3nl0v3 0
Go shove a turkey leg up ur bum u ****
marshmallowmouse 0
ha!
pabloinbama 0
uuhhh. why?
justanotherhuman 21
Dear OP, Boyfriend fail for the cheating. You fail for the physical assault. Both win for the break-up. Simply put, unless there was a gun or other instrument-of-imminent-demise being used to coerce you into making this supposed "entire turkey dinner"... YDI.
pandorasnymph 0
you "had" to? don't see why u had no choice...
faztflow 0
your stupied.
sidvoltaire 0
that's so awesome, dudes a hero
FMLady 0
I'm guessing God was drunk when he made you, WoolyBully... ?
KASHMIR_fml 0
wait y did u make him dinner???
infamouskilla 0
YDI for still cooking him dinner. WtF.
bl0tt0 0
You had to make him a turkey dinner? you didn't have to make him jack shit. floor his ass and what's done is done. you shouldve stopped after the punch in the face and all would be well