Love: Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched...

By Pushover - 13/02/2010 03:30 - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of 8 years cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entire turkey dinner. FML

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SpideyRules 9

Saturday 13 February 2010 9:32

and WHY did you have to cook for him??

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Saturday 13 February 2010 9:31

why?

Comments

Dredelsplace 0

Wednesday 22 June 2011 8:00

Why did you cook for him? You don't HAVE to do anything. That was your choice. I would have just left.

EpicCanadian 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 15:04

who has a boyfriend for 8 years?! you probably got boring, so i dont blame him!

EpicCanadian 6

Thursday 7 July 2011 15:04

who has a boyfriend for 8 years?! you probably got boring, so i dont blame him!

thepicklelover16 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 18:59

please u didnt have to cook him a dinner and if u had any sense u wud have made him leave

sunnyday369 0

Tuesday 26 July 2011 2:42

why?

BreePallas 0

Monday 29 August 2011 5:54

What? ...

lisaw375 0

Monday 3 October 2011 21:56

you deserve it for cooking him dinner! dumb ass!!!

SarahMacPhersonn 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 2:19

You didn't HAVE to. You had a choice

vcolvin 0

Wednesday 16 November 2011 6:53

Why would you Want to cook him anything?! Unless you were trying to poison him lol

Tonka_Cookie 10

Wednesday 30 November 2011 23:24

why would you cook for him?! i would've thrown him out the window then cooked dinner and while eating i would be smiling because his sorry ass wouldn't get any of it