Busted

By katydid91 - 01/07/2020 05:51

Today, I realized that because of COVID-19, I can no longer cough to cover my farts at work. FML
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katydid91 31

OP here! I work in the healthcare field and am back at work. We have a no more than 3 coughing spells per hour rule in place, so a gassy day for me is a dangerous day.

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bloopaloop 27

No, you have to fart to cover your cough!

Luckily, everyone else has lost their sense of smell, so you're ok.

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that's when you just mute the mic for a second haha

bloopaloop 27

No, you have to fart to cover your cough!

Luckily, everyone else has lost their sense of smell, so you're ok.

Apply for an emotional support dog, then blame your farts on him.

tounces7 27

At least social distancing should keep them out of the direct blast range and possibly lessen the chances of smelling it.

ViviMage 38

Time to work from home!

samomaha 17

Dude! You gotta leave the room when you fart!!! Like, go to the breakroom and cropdust a table full of people enjoying their lunch!!

katydid91 31

OP here! I work in the healthcare field and am back at work. We have a no more than 3 coughing spells per hour rule in place, so a gassy day for me is a dangerous day.