By katydid91 - 1/7/2020 05:51

Busted

Today, I realized that because of COVID-19, I can no longer cough to cover my farts at work. FML
katydid91 tells us more :
OP here! I work in the healthcare field and am back at work. We have a no more than 3 coughing spells per hour rule in place, so a gassy day for me is a dangerous day.
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By  ViviMage  |  38

Time to work from home!

By  katydid91  |  31

OP here! I work in the healthcare field and am back at work. We have a no more than 3 coughing spells per hour rule in place, so a gassy day for me is a dangerous day.

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  kendonmcb  |  18

So first of all, if that is your biggest problem then you are one lucky girl. I'd imagine there are more significant problems than farting in healthcare currently. Second, what happens if you cough more than three times? If that poses an actual problem this can only mean you are working in the weirdest of all working jurisdiction, the US. If my employer sent me home because I coughed more than three times I'd happily crack a cold one until he orders me back, enjoying my time off with full pay...