Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
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Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, I had an very long day at work. I also had to take my daughter to the dentist and ballet class. Later, my 3 year-old son was having a diarrhoea, needing care, yet I pulled myself up, cooked, fed, read, cleaned the whole house except the kids' bedroom. My brother-in-law came, looked only at that and judged me horribly. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
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alex_622 22
Op, you could volunteer to take a shower with him. That might help
warsun 27
I still don't get why some people just hate showering soo much........
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Comments (57)
rabbit_yogurt 11
why don't you lead him into the shower for some sexy time? ;)
keiNan_fml 35
now have fun with the baby shower
Sakuraashita 15
This looks familiar I think I moderated it...
ohSNAPyall 27
Sounds like depression. I hope it is not.
kotake 7
Doesn't really sound like depression. Especially because they uses the word "forced". When you're depressed to the point that you're feeling so lethargic you don't have the energy to take care of yourself, you also don't have the energy to fight people who are taking care of you. By the sound of it OP's husband was being just being an ass.
LoverWordsFood 27
I think we can all pretty much agree that not showering daily is pretty disgusting, especially if the person has been sweating. I don't understand how people think showering is some sort of hard chore or whatever they think. One of my brother-in-laws is like this, he thinks showering is a huge chore. The worst thing about it is, you can really smell him a mile away and his parents have a hard time getting his 19 year old behind up and cleaned, or even dressed. Op, just invite him into the shower to get him interested and help him clean up. Once you get the ball rolling, hopefully he'll understand thay showering equals some fun time and that it's nice to be clean.
DenverTyrrell 13
Ewww that's horrible, spray him with a hose or something :P
mishwarner 14
YDI, surely you've known this a while & yet you married him & had 2 babies w him
BeepBeepSwerve 9
funny,there was an fml similar to this one but the person was a woman. people were saying to be nice to her and how she may have anxiety or depression
demonfacee 14
But who's gonna be the father?
jiggleboy 9
Does he go 'one minute honey' or 'NUUU'