Today, I came to the conclusion I have three kids instead of two, after having to force my husband to take a shower. It's been a week. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I discovered that I have to share a room with my new stepbrother. I also discovered that he takes the same number of showers over the course of two weeks as I do in a single day: one. FML
Today, my husband told me he'd changed his mind and no longer wants children. We already have two kids. FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
Today, I had an very long day at work. I also had to take my daughter to the dentist and ballet class. Later, my 3 year-old son was having a diarrhoea, needing care, yet I pulled myself up, cooked, fed, read, cleaned the whole house except the kids' bedroom. My brother-in-law came, looked only at that and judged me horribly. FML
Today, I took a shower while my two-year-old slept. In the 30 minutes it took me to shower, get dressed, and go back to his room, he had woken up, taken his pants and diaper off, and smears crap all over himself and his bed. FML
Today, I had to tell my 30 year-old boyfriend to take a shower, or else he won't for a week. FML
Today, I came home after ten hours at work to find my unemployed wife and 4 kids sprawled out watching TV waiting for me to get home and cook for them. I had to wash all the dishes first because they didn't feel like getting up or helping. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML
Today, due to plumbing issues, I had to choose between a goosebump-inducing cold or skin-blistering hot shower. This is the 7th day in a row. My husband says it shouldn't be more than another week before he "gets it figured out". FML
Today, I actually had to have a discussion with my boyfriend about why he should shower more than once a week. FML
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alex_622 22
Op, you could volunteer to take a shower with him. That might help
warsun 27
I still don't get why some people just hate showering soo much........
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Comments (57)
weveallbeenthere 30
how can people go that long without a shower, that's ******* gross.
HarshD9619 34
Boys never grow up. They just get bigger
Katthebamf 29
What is it with all the sudden increase of the man-child?
MzZombicidal 36
When I had surgery, I wasn't able to shower for a week and felt like a crusty statue. It was awful. I don't understand how your husband willingly refused to bathe. Blech!
ZombieSazza 34
I know how you feel! I couldn't shower because of surgery I had a few weeks ago and to avoid feeling horrid I bathed by the sink, basically sponge bathed myself because I didn't want to feel icky!
MzZombicidal 36
I had to do the same, #53! It still wasn't the same. It helps for the time being but taking my first shower since surgery was the best! Like I said, I don't understand how he just refuses.
Acers1 13
Instert cleveland voice here ("OH THATS NASTY")
Katthebamf 29
Or Raven "ya little nasty!"
FMLL2016 16
Sucks you can't give your husband up for adoption
mblack0509 4
Yeah if telling him no shower no sex doesn't work idk if anything will
cjwayy 22
Ew. At least you got him to take a shower.
Smiley_70 22
I went on cruise with another person that showered only once in 8 days but didn't have to share bed. May I suggest you clean the sheets at same time. (Joking). But good luck with the shower unless dying no excuse and what do his work mates think
natyemi15 15
...hold on what? am I the only one who didn't understand that?
MzZombicidal 36
#36, what #22 said was they went on a cruise with someone who refused to shower for 8 days but luckily they didn't share a bed. Also suggested that OP clean the sheets with her husband. And then something about there's no excuse for not bathing unless he's dying. Theeen they asked what his work mates think. ... I think. ;P
blindkid1790 12
nope, must shower daily.