By Stoopiddogbot - 12/02/2013 13:18 - United Kingdom - Swansea

Today, I came home to find the dog had learned how to open our stair-gate and kitchen door, devoured the entire fruitcake I'd made for a special occasion, and then vomited said fruitcake all over the fabric sofa. FML
I agree, your life sucks 29 508
You deserved it 4 381

Same thing different taste

Top comments

porcupineattack1 5

Well that's probably what anyone who ate the fruitcake would have done, fruitcake SUCKS.


Kind of sad when even your dog will throw up after eating your cooking.

asnakelovinbabe 16

I think that ANYONE would throw up after eating an entire fruitcake... No matter who made it.

mangoboy1 19

I think the dog is also a real bitch

TheManager 6

Dogs eat their own shit sometimes. The recipe wasn't an issue.

RpiesSPIES 27

Isn't it vomit they eat? I don't recall hearing of any [real] dog eating feces.

unknown_user5566 26

To add onto what #20 said, Fruitcake is never good, no matter the recipe. I truly don't understand why people bother making it anymore, unless they want a festive door-stop.

myeviltwin 20

I didn't think anyone made it anymore. I just figured the same couple of dozen made sometime in the 50's kept on getting regifted every year :P

asnakelovinbabe 16

24..... Dogs eat their own shit, or another dog's shit all of the time. That used to be one of the leading complaints I would get at work, along with being asked how to make it stop.

porcupineattack1 5

Well that's probably what anyone who ate the fruitcake would have done, fruitcake SUCKS.

Misswildsides 22

Yes it is! Take us fellow fml'ers advice and save yourself from the horrid taste of the fruit cake.

demonwolfmaster 26

Depends on who makes it, it can be dry hard and tasteless but if some one who knows how to bake can make a moist and yummy one. If i could i would send you mine since mine is moist a bit dense like a fruitcake should, but not chock full of the crappy dried fruit.

KiddNYC1O 20

Sounds like you're advertising your chest.

Omg this one almost made me fall of my chair.

That is why we,cats shall rule your world and make dogs extinct. Then we will have all the fruit cakes we want, with fish on the side.

Hey hey, we're mans best friend.. Why? Because we ended y'alls reign over egypt long ago..

If it wasn't for you putting your noses in other people's buts we would've made this world a beautiful letterbox

Beautiful for who? We don't need litter boxes..

asnakelovinbabe 16


Just look at my picture, if that's not one solid point for cats, I don't know what is.

Turtle Power!!! You guys are both screwed the turtles have the Ninja Turtles.

ViviMage 38

We all know bunnies rule the world every Easter!

wlddog 14

We dogs shall not give up our spot on the bed to you cats. Far too long have we chased you away, just to give up now. Cats are pure evil.

I think your dogs trying to say something about your cake making...

thrAsHeRr9081 16

Or it could simply be the fact that the dog ate the whole damn thing. Who knows.

MooseKnuckle5150 13

You deserve it for making fruitcake

Or YDI for having a dog. Almost every day there's an FML about some dumbass dog doing something stupid.

obviousboy 8

Shit like this is why I don't have animals.

asnakelovinbabe 16

This is why I don't have FURRY animals. Snakes will never force open a gate and eat a special cake and then vomit it on the sofa.

imagineapc 11

Heeeey, not all furry animals can do stuff like this! I have two dachshunds. They have short legs and can't jump as high as the counter.

asnakelovinbabe 16

Yea, my brother has one of those little overgrown rats too... His name is SWAG (please, don't even get me started on that ridiculous shit) He is hilariously stubby and sometimes I wonder how they walk around without just breaking in half at the spine. I'm just waiting for one of my serpents to grow large enough. My snakes love swag. In their bellies.

Overgrown rats? Haha no, those dogs are bred to hunt rats. They swallow them whole, like your snakes do, but they don't need to dislocate their jaw to do so =)

asnakelovinbabe 16

I'm kidding. I like dogs. I worked in the pet industry long enough that dog breeds, and dog food (their ingredients) are practically embedded in my brain. The only ones I really hate are those little yippy ankle biting teacup mixed breed abomination things. Or anything with such a smushed face and so many congenital problems it should have never been bred. Although it is the people that are to blame for that. Not the animals. Contrary to popular belief snakes do not "dislocate" their jaw. Their lower jaw has a series of bones that are not rigidly attached and the overall form is highly flexible. No dislocation involved. Just a little stretch, and then a yawn at the end.

Well if the dog threw it up... I'm just saying must have been bad.

He did whoever you were going to serve it to a favor.