Kids: Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink...

By Anonymous - 21/03/2009 04:46 - United States

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. Then I found another note on a can that said, "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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WowLifeDoesSuck 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:01

Wow, kids are getting smarter.

mastercrammer 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 16:05

You should feel lucky to have a smart daughter who really cares about you.

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Annethrax 0

Wednesday 13 May 2009 3:48

What a brat.

gratedjuice 0

Thursday 14 May 2009 3:03

smart kid but completely uninformed

RadRetro 0

Friday 15 May 2009 12:54

That kid is S M A R T.

jagaugga 0

Friday 15 May 2009 18:56

cute kid. listen to her.

kdubk93 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 18:46

genius..

anonymous7794 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 22:37

ur child is jesus and u should listen to her you ******

FmyGAYlife 0

Saturday 16 May 2009 23:38

look i had the same problem with my mom a month ago, she is almost out of rehab! she is getting out next week, lisetn to your daughter! by the way, you raised your daughter well if she is that smart lol