Miscellaneous: Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking...

By Veryfunny - 23/02/2012 23:52 - Australia

Today, I came back from a holiday and the friend who'd been looking after my cats returned my spare key. When I wanted to put some relaxing music on, I noticed that he'd switched most of my CDs around in their cases. I have over a thousand of them. Very funny, thanks. FML

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Euronymous93 29

Tuesday 2 July 2013 0:07

I only have about 55 CD's, but if someone did that to me I'd be pissed! I always make sure my CD's are in their proper case, are in a nice line, and are alphabetized and separated by genre. I would go insane if someone messed them up! I hope you were able to fix the problem!