Today, I called the campus police to give me a ride to the cafeteria since I am on crutches from knee surgery. I was only halfway into the car when the man started driving and ran over my foot. Now neither my right knee or my left foot work. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML
Today, after my at-the-time partner got in a car wreck with minimal injuries, I drove two hours and got a week off classes to take care of them on hand and foot, they are currently my platonic roommate and I nearly broke my foot… and they keep acting annoyed when I ask for something because I can't walk. FML
Today, my dad ran over my foot with his work truck. FML
Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML
Today, I was sent to the hospital after being hit by a car while on my bicycle. The police officer said it was my fault for not looking, even though the car pulled up without looking. I now have a small herniated disc in my neck and abrasions on my thigh. FML
Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML
Today, I'm sitting in the ER with my boyfriend because he decided to run over my foot with his new fancy bike. I think my foot's broken. We can't afford the bike, much less the ER bill with it. FML
Today, I ordered food at McDonald's. I'm on crutches, and a guy offered to carry my tray to the table. He rushed out with my food. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I managed to break my ankle by running it over with the wheelchair I've used on a daily basis for the last 6 years. FML
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Top comments
pyro_fml 3
you can get a free tuition from your campus cause you got ran over by your school expecially since it was a cop if they say no say you will sue and they will hand over the check you lucky boitch i been trying to get ran over for 3 months
guesswho_fml 0
now how do you get around?! people are so ignorant
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Comments (20)
starberries 0
I know it's tough to walk places, but were you planning to call campus police every time you need a ride anywhere? Surely they don't have time to ferry you all over campus several times a day until you're healed.
ballr 0
sue them now.
TylersBaby15 0
Ow :(
metal8214 0
that really works with your name ;)
b0ss42nine 0
I agree. How is a "left" foot run over? Unless you were getting in the backseat BEHIND the driver??
wickedeva 2
There is no way you can be halfway in a car and be anywhere close to getting your foot run over
pippacrawford 4
And why wouldn't she have been? Maybe the bus had someone else in the front, or the back had a wider space for disabled people to get through? No reason why this isn't true.
18rhunt 16
Would your name happen to be Kyrie Irving?