By Anonymous - 07/09/2016 14:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
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emeraldarcher74 30

Next time he wants something, do a fake-snore.

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zinoxity 23

I'm sorry, I laughed way harder at that then I should have. Not because it happened, but because your boyfriend thought you'd actually buy it. I don't know if he has a reason behind it from past experiences or if he's just a jerk, but that honestly sucks, OP. I hope you feel better!

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Im_Elfie 11

You should have let him go down on you first, then laugh at him

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sweetpotato301 7

He probably would've noticed before he started... and of she was wearing a tampon or cup then it wouldn't have made a difference anyway

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Arkham_Callabero 15

Why does this have over 1000 ydi? As if it's OP's fault for being a woman

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spirithound 13

Yeah well science says PMS doesn't actually exist, so if you don't want to be avoided for a couple days a month, try actually not being a bitch.

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gsagunner 5

coming from a guy, thats messed up. eating food, cuddling, and whatching movies are what its about man.

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Penguini 16

on the bright side, you aren't pregnant :D

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JackFaire 27

Dump him. If the only thing you two have in common is sexual attraction the relationship won't last. Why waste your time on someone like that.

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kutkutkut 8

cmon dont love your guy only once a month.

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