Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML
Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
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JCruz411 0
dumbass...
EvilTonyBlair 0
embarrassing much? :P
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Comments (81)
Nic_hole 0
lmao!!!! hahaha
xDyZFuNkTiOnULx 0
wow are u slow???
Kiara41 0
Most likey fake. This exact article was featured in a newspaper a few winters ago.
CitizenSnipz 0
Mild cold is 5 degrees here. Avg summer temp? 45. Jackson Wyoming.
RyanKaufman 7
Today, a lady clearly not used to the snow came to the police station to report her car stolen. She only checked one car and then after making me go all the way out to her car, she realized she parked it in a different spot. FML. No honestly? I'm sick of snow too, both your lives are ******. I'd normally bitch this kind've thing out but I know the East Coast...doesn't normally get at least 3 rulers worth of snow.
krazykitty789 0
ydi for not looking for ur car cause when I park my car somewhere else nd can't find it in the morning I call the police
queenofbavaria 0
you people are so harsh... some of the comments I read on this websites are soo stupid and mean. take a chill pill everyone! enjoy life! laugh at these kind of things!
skiier4life 1
sounds just like the movie " Dude, Where's My Car?"
strawberry6826 0
lmfaooo sucks ass. but ydi for not remembering where you parked your car.
mightymouse 0
u deserve it just because ur from new jersey