Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML
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Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML
Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
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JCruz411 0
dumbass...
EvilTonyBlair 0
embarrassing much? :P
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Comments (81)
TheOtherNewest1 6
Even Ashton Kutcher and Sean William Scott knew to check the whole street. You dumb ****.
teacher411 0
"Today, I had to trudge through the snow to make a report of stolen car for some dumb broad who forgot where she parked her car. FML"
larselduderino 0
You're a woman. You shouldn't drive or own a car at all. Higher powers were giving you a hint. Take it.
twistedprincess 0
F*ck you.
I_Am_Blacklight 2
Suck a dick you sexist ************. It's people like you who make this world such a shitty place.
hummingbug 2
op: sorry to hear that. i'm just gonna throw this out there that your car could've possibly been white. Hence why it seemingly disappeared? to the ones who are being rude: i'm gonna laugh my head off when ya'll forget where you parked cause even if you don't post an fml about it, you're gonna feel much more stupid than this OP, i'm guessing. to the ones who are bringing up random things that are their own opinions that do nothing for the conversation: (such as #78) shut-up, if you don't like the conversation or must say something crude and/or idiotic, then find a different site. this site isn't for losers who can't laugh at something that nearly EVERYONE has done at least once. honestly, quit making it so stupid.
robster5791 0
Did you not pause to observe that cars don't often get stolen when they are completely submerged by snow?
RyuB 0
soooo..... either your car is shorter than 2 feet tall or you can't see over 2 feet of snow?
ofwglui 0
are you completely dumbass???
hurley12 30
Two feet isn't even that much, it certainly couldn't hide a car
it__happens 17
Awkwardddd....
ELoni_fml 25
2 feet of snow? How tiny is your car?