Transportation: Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of...

By snowbunny - 12/02/2010 02:14 - United States

Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

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By SenescentSouthernBoy - 17/08/2009 08:42 - United States

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By frozen solid - 06/01/2014 02:04 - United States - Allentown

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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By HoHoSnow - 09/12/2009 03:03 - United States

Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML

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By neverforgetyourphone - 05/03/2015 01:18 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML

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By hehe - 02/02/2011 23:57

Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML

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By dgilbs - 27/08/2012 14:50 - United States - Cheboygan

Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I had forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By Poorphone - 08/12/2016 17:23 - United States - Denver

Today, my car got stuck in a foot of snow. I tried desperately digging around my wheels to see if it would help. I was finally able to get out 10 minutes later only to realize that I had dropped my phone in the snow while I was digging and had run over it. FML

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JCruz411 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:08

dumbass...

EvilTonyBlair 0

Friday 12 February 2010 9:11

embarrassing much? :P

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PhillyFox 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:00

*facepalm* Wouldn't you kind of look for your car around your street on the off chance you did park it somewhere else instead of panicking right away?

omgwtffmmfl 0

Friday 12 February 2010 14:11

OP you are the reason I don't miss NJ!

Kockdiesel 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:25

you couldn't find it with 2 feet of snow? are you driving a power wheels?

jnrockstar10 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:35

ohhhh nooooo looks like my cars gone ohhhh well its okay i can get another one nah on second thought ill just take the bus to give back to the community.

purpleisacolor 0

Friday 12 February 2010 15:44

haha 36 FTW and really? ydi it for forgetting where you parked, not looking for it, and overreacting.

me5 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:34

That makes this a Not FML.. I rest my case.

KurouTenshi 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:41

didn't you notice the usually 5ft car not present within the 2 ft of snow? :/

warrenpeace 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:46

Wait, a dumb guidette from Jersey? That's unpossible!

dbag111 0

Friday 12 February 2010 16:51

did you bot clue in to notice there's no tracks, anywhere? if this is fresh snow, which I'm guessing it is because you had to shovel it, there'd be tracks, and not to mention, you never looked around immediately and notice your car on the other side? I mean yeah there'd be snow on it, but damn I the adrenaline from thinking it's stolen doesnt kick start your memory and remind you where you parked, your life is ******

robster5791 0

Wednesday 21 July 2010 6:50

Your almost correct except adrenaline actually messes with your brain patterns, it doesn't help you think. It is designed to allow you to 'fight or flight' without pain. BTW your writing is very hard to read