Today, I bundled up to shovel my car out of almost 2 feet of snow, only to find my car was gone. I ran into the nearby police station to report my stolen car. The policeman trudged down with me to get a report. I had parked my car on the other side of the street. FML
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Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
Today, I couldn't find my car in a mall parking lot. After 30 minutes of searching, I reported it stolen to the mall security. It turns out that I'd parked it on the opposite side of the mall. Security escorted me to my car, all while giving me pitiful looks. FML
Today, I got into an accident. As I was talking to a police officer about what happened, the tow truck driver managed to take my car and drive away, leaving me with no phone or wallet. I just spent an hour walking home in a hail storm. FML
Today, I finished my shopping at Costco, and realized I'd forgotten where I had parked. After scouring the parking lot for 20 minutes, I called the police and filed a report for a stolen vehicle. I then remembered I had bought a new car yesterday and parked it right next to the entrance. FML
Today, I went to shovel the massive amount of snow that was on our car. After spending time in the cold wind, I finally finished, realizing it wasn't my car. It was an identical car. FML
Today, I took the bus after work. When I got to the remote parking lot, I realized my car had been stolen so I called the police to report it. When they came to take a statement and asked me when was the last time I saw my car was, I replied, “This morning, when I drove it to wo… Oh.” FML
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JCruz411 0
dumbass...
EvilTonyBlair 0
embarrassing much? :P
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Comments (81)
PhillyFox 0
*facepalm* Wouldn't you kind of look for your car around your street on the off chance you did park it somewhere else instead of panicking right away?
omgwtffmmfl 0
OP you are the reason I don't miss NJ!
Kockdiesel 0
you couldn't find it with 2 feet of snow? are you driving a power wheels?
jnrockstar10 0
ohhhh nooooo looks like my cars gone ohhhh well its okay i can get another one nah on second thought ill just take the bus to give back to the community.
purpleisacolor 0
haha 36 FTW and really? ydi it for forgetting where you parked, not looking for it, and overreacting.
me5 0
That makes this a Not FML.. I rest my case.
KurouTenshi 0
didn't you notice the usually 5ft car not present within the 2 ft of snow? :/
warrenpeace 0
Wait, a dumb guidette from Jersey? That's unpossible!
dbag111 0
did you bot clue in to notice there's no tracks, anywhere? if this is fresh snow, which I'm guessing it is because you had to shovel it, there'd be tracks, and not to mention, you never looked around immediately and notice your car on the other side? I mean yeah there'd be snow on it, but damn I the adrenaline from thinking it's stolen doesnt kick start your memory and remind you where you parked, your life is ******
robster5791 0
Your almost correct except adrenaline actually messes with your brain patterns, it doesn't help you think. It is designed to allow you to 'fight or flight' without pain. BTW your writing is very hard to read
fajita25 0
nice job smart one.