Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. After breaking the news to my parents, I heard my dad mutter when I left, "Damn it, I liked her better than him." My mother didn't protest. FML
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amandam21 9
Honestly, nothing to say except your parents obviously have no respect for you and your supernatural hearing talents.
bethers_ 22
He will get over it, OP. Don't let him bring you down. You do what's best for you.
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Comments (71)
blackonblight 33
Where was the emphasis? Was it "I liked her better than he did" or "I liked her better than I do him?" The former is just him being disappointed in the breakup, the latter is a dick thing to say.
RoaRawR 6
is that you mr.douchbag girls want?
sartrow 8
I already agree with your parents :()
BreathingClover 19
wait till you turn 18
Sammbear 6
I Bet You're Amazing, Don't Down Yourself.
jonesmik177 4
I think you should stay away from your parents for a long time... Maybe forever?
247pacient 11
You got burned by your own parents