Today, I broke the glass of the photocopier trying to photocopy my ass. My boss will be here in five hours. She'll know it was me. I'm the only night guardian. FML
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Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML
Today, I was at work copying some papers. The copier is below a shelf with lots of paper and signage, which suddenly flew off the hinge and hit me in the head as well as the copier. My boss ran in, asking, "Is the copier okay?" FML
Today, I walked into the glass door of my boss’s cabin and broke my spectacles. Thank god for a backup pair, right? Wrong. I fell down the stairs and broke them too. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, my boss and I were stacking boxes in the back room of the store. One of the boxes fell and hit me in the face, causing me to lose my glasses. My boss stepped on my glasses as she ran to check the box for broken merchandise, which I then had to pay for. FML
Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML
Today, I thought my house was being broken into in the dead of night. Frightened, I dismounted a floor lamp as a makeshift weapon and crept through the house, channelling my inner Ellen Ripley. It turned out to be the wireless printer with a paper jam. FML
Today, I replaced a usually fun collegue's picture of his kids with a picture of my face against glass, so it looked I was inside the screen. Everyone laughed, but he reported me because I tried to "erase his children" and "if anything happens to them" it's now my fault. FML
Today, my boss "borrowed" my prescription sunglasses off my desk. She crashed her car because they made her dizzy, and thinks I should pay for the damages. FML
Today, my psycho boss snatched a file from my hand so aggressively that I got a papercut. She then scolded me for bleeding on the papers. FML
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Top comments
littlepirate_fml 0
Just tell your boss you wanted to photocopy your ass. That's like... totally normal. SERIOUSLY!
0___0 9
Blame it on a customer. There's probably security cameras... shit. DENY, DENY, DENY!
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Comments (81)
kornonthecobb 0
lol wat are u a 12 yr old grow up
blocparty 0
You sure type like a 12-year-old.
alpha007_fml 0
lol nice
Tigg3r 3
Dun dun dun da dun, Night Guardian to the rescue! In this episode, Night Guardian tries to photocopy his ass and ends up breaking the machine! The End.
Tigg3r 3
no if he were 12, we wouldn't have broken the machine. XD
kornonthecobb 0
true lol he must just not have any common sense and has the maturity of a 12 yr old lol
Anteezy 7
How could you not deserve this? Seriously I know 12 year olds who are too mature for this.
Sharpam 0
lol.
abcnonamecba 0
u must be so so so so so fat! I'm second so suck it!
icanfmlalldaylon 0
haha I laughed hard
CMSmithhh 0
Me too 34, me too (:
lonidani9229 3
why the heck r u photocopying ur ass???
thatonek1d 0
I saw a security vid on YouTube of some dumbass doing the exact same thing.