Not_Ever_Telling

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Consolation prize
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50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
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11%
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

22%
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

70%
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.

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The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

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I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

37%
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

2%
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

11%
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

1%
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By OyGeeze28 - / Tuesday 9 August 2011 06:24 / United States

Today, I asked a guy if he could buy me a pack of cigarettes, since I'm still under 18. He took my money, went into the supermarket, and must have slipped out a side-entrance, because he never came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Joe / Thursday 4 August 2011 18:28 / United States

Today, I finally started doing cardio and getting in shape. What motivated me to do it? Watching a zombie movie. The slow ones bite the dust first. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By indierocklove / Wednesday 3 August 2011 16:55 / United States

Today, two guys proclaiming that they were both Batman attacked me on the street. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By The Joker? / Sunday 31 July 2011 06:17 / United States

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex, and it was my first time being on top. I got so into it that when I went to put my hands on the wall for support, the shelf above my bed snapped, with my favorite little cactus falling onto his face. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 29 July 2011 07:24 / Canada

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The return of the thumb

The thumb strikes back

I agree, my mouse works.

YDI Master

Judgmental

100 kick-ass comments

One more and it's business time