Today, I saw the coronavirus news this morning, all about the new variant. I've been working 100% remotely for past year and a half. Here we fucking go again. FML
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Today, it's the last day of my three-week vacation, during which I couldn't go anywhere due to COVID and lockdown. I just learned that some of my colleagues are infected and I will have to fill in for two department superintendents at the same time when I go back to work tomorrow. FML
Today, after three years of letting everyone work remotely and do our thing, my company suddenly demanded everyone return to the office. Now I get sit in traffic for two hours every day just to join Zoom calls from a cubicle. FML
Today, on the first day of the first week off together with my family in six months, we’re all quarantined with positive COVID tests. By the time we’re off quarantine, I’ll be back at work. FML
Today, I tested positive for COVID. This wouldn’t be a big deal, except my entire family has now fallen like a stack of dominos, and despite being asymptomatic, I now have to quarantine. My work stopped doing COVID leave in November. FML
Today, my coworker tested positive for Covid. Here's to working 11 hours shifts for the next 10 days to help cover. FML
Today, my office has decided to make our working from home a permanent thing for 95% of our staff so they can rent a much smaller office space. Guess who’s one of the 5% who has to drag himself out of bed, just to be a warm body at the office in case something comes up requiring a man on site… FML
Today, I'm in quarantine after testing positive for Covid. Two weeks after starting a new job. Two months after receiving the vaccine. FML
Today, I tested positive for COVID-19. I just spent 5 weeks at a job training and was supposed to go on holiday on Monday, the first since 2019. Now I can’t even go home and hug my son. FML
Today, my company published "return to work" procedures for when the pandemic stops. HQ is in Maryland, I live in Arizona. I have worked remotely for the last 8 years. My new boss didn't know this. He wants me to move back to Maryland or find another job. FML
Today, I live in a country where a new variant of COVID has been found and we have to go through all this garbage again, all because some people believe that vaccines are in violation of their rights and that it's their right to risk all of our lives and livelihoods. FML
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Marcella1016 31
Where do you shop for your groceries and other shit you need to live? I suggest you stop eating, because others make a profit off of it. Who the **** cares if someone profits off a vaccine that helps save lives? By that dumbass logic, you should stop eating and starve to death, you ******* hypocrite.
RichardPencil 30
Blame the assholes who could get the vaccine but refused. Had they done their part in a timely manner, we'd have brought this scourge under control.
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Royal Sataness 4
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
oh look, another booster and more money for big pharma
RichardPencil 30
Cut the conspiracy bullshit. We don't need any more distractions that cause "hesitancy." A species where the self-preservation instinct is so weak is headed for extinction.
Marcella1016 31
Where do you shop for your groceries and other shit you need to live? I suggest you stop eating, because others make a profit off of it. Who the **** cares if someone profits off a vaccine that helps save lives? By that dumbass logic, you should stop eating and starve to death, you ******* hypocrite.
rgkkk 17
Oh, look, another post psie by BigFuneralia
RichardPencil 30
Blame the assholes who could get the vaccine but refused. Had they done their part in a timely manner, we'd have brought this scourge under control.
cpguru24 18
If you have been watching all morning, then you must have seen the part about mild symptoms.