Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML
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Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.
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Top comments
Lorysa 11
If you love them, wear them anyway! Who cares? At least they look like pretty dicks. :)
PantyGAMES 10
You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.
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Comments (93)
beehardxcore 26
I'd still wear them. Start a trend! "Oh, didn't you know? Penis charms are ALL the rage in Paris right now." :]
emopoe 12
Perhaps that's why they were on sale?
mapo91 4
They are perfect for dress up carnival / dress-up parties! :D
chrissy2 28
What a dick
spikekutter 9
ear sex?
BellaFurfaro 12
that's ri-dick-ulous.
RealSuperSand 21
No.
chinagirl3343 8
Return them or save them for bachelorette parties.
ravenevercross 19
I fail to see the problem.
Needafarm 22
So you're telling me that I can wear dick jewelry and call them lighthouses? Sweet!!!
sunkissedluster 20
theres kids on this app, stop making sick jokes okay?? Edit: haha im comment #69
StEpHiE1226 12
At least they match your dick belt and dick socks!!!!