Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML
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Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.
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Lorysa 11
If you love them, wear them anyway! Who cares? At least they look like pretty dicks. :)
PantyGAMES 10
You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.
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Comments (93)
B1TCH 2
Give them to your mom as a gift with a note that reads "I figured since you liked them so much I`d give them to you."
buckdharma 37
Keep them. You'll need them for the dense fog between your ears.
Iknoweverything 29
I once bought gorgeous dragonfly earrings a while back... they were absolutely BEAUTIFUL- until my mother kept asking why I was wearing pot leaves in my ears. Parents suck.
tj5810 21
Almost anything could be viewed as phallic-like, or maybe I'm just a pervert.
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol could get worse then that.
iiTzNeeNerz 26
I knew where this was going as soon as I read "lighthouse." Is that bad? LoL
Obey_StudBoii 23
Lol you were thinking the same thing to huh.
CHFSports 12
Thanks Mom.....
andiw 6
All I can do is laugh, sorry op
theballetdancer 5
They probably look fine. I doubt anyone would notice it unless it was pointed out to them. I assume its one of those things that only very observant people see (if at all).
shorty6823 28
Well, now you know what's on your moms mind... But maybe it's just your mom.