Today, I bought myself a pair of beautiful, hand-crafted earrings with lighthouses on them. My mother was quick to point out the lighthouses look like dicks. I don't think I can ever wear them again. FML
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Haha, now that I've noticed it, I would gladly exchange them if I could. Unfortunately I bought them at a craft market, and therefore have no way to return them. I'll likely just hold onto them and possibly give them to someone as a gift. Or maybe I'll just wear them. They are really pretty until someone points out the lighthouses look like dicks.
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Lorysa 11
If you love them, wear them anyway! Who cares? At least they look like pretty dicks. :)
PantyGAMES 10
You can always return them! Or just embrace the fact that it'll look like you're wearing penis earrings.
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Comments (93)
sunkissedluster 20
come on, dont comoplain, dicks are kinda cute ;P
paintedchocolate 30
You know what? I think I found the pair of earrings OP was talking about! http://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B00ACSNULQ/ref=aw_d_iv_jewelry?is=l
TheMystery13 13
...Why in the hell would you buy lighthouse earrings to begin with...?
RoxxyHustle 7
Wear them! You wear those handcrafted dicks proudly! Then when someone says they look like dicks just ask in a disgusted tone: What's WRONG with you?!? and giggle internally :-)
skittyskatbrat 19
I really, really hope those have a stem in the back of them, or it'll look like little dicks with Prince Albert's....
lvg_fml 10
That would make them even more special to me. Lol
worldclassrager 41
Who cares? You bought them because you like them so therefore that trumps your mothers statement...with enough explanations people won't judge it...
SydLovesLacey 18
They look like dicks? I'd wear em everyday! Lmao.
caseylou 12
I have a thing for lighthouses, and collect lighthouse stuff. I was so excited when my boyfriend bought me a lighthouse shaped cookie cutter! I think you can see where this is going... what made it even worse was I coincidentally was trying a new recipe that made fleshy pink cookies...
HUGBUG 23
Great solution: sell them to a hooker